faggotry

so well joe bucks's idea for a talk show is ripping off taxicab confession. and in the first one he practically begs for the dood from anchorman to get naked. hilarious. as if we needed further proof that buck bucks little taiwanese boys with troy aikman.

the official anthem of the ed stefanski era as if you already didn't kno

'guesssssssss who just got back today'

i imagine most of ed snyder's nights are spent deflowering some young intern but when they're not i would like to believe he cracks open a cold one and jams out to this tune with hope of future success running through his mind all the while humming along to the classicness of the song and the good times that it represented for his sports empire. no matter how many commercials with the intent of selling a car to old dudes who have left those wild partying nights of the 70's for that wife kids and picket fence suburbs lifestyle they throw out there i will still have mad love for this song. so i am sure mr. baldwin throws this jam on closes his eyes conjures up all sorts of ludicrous trades that stefanski will magically pull off. the future allure of cap space or something of that sort is sure enough to give him that calming effect that even prilosec otc won't. so cheers whatever dudes haven't oded from thin lizzy wherever you may be these days

'cuz it won't be looooooong till summer comes
now that the boy be here again'

that summer is the nba finals and that boy be ed stefanski amen

new ewb 25

not really a whole lot from me but its now in pdf format so read this while you're shitting

http://www.mediafire.com/?5bzx2hbgfet

beautiful black children

http://www.sendspace.com/file/3zx5aq

these guys came into my work last night and gave me this free cd so i think this is the least i could do

i was kinda expecting some epic hilarious horrible rap but its really not horrible and while its not good its not the worst thing in the world theres' a few songs on it that are okay

AYO I GOT CANCA

tshman122: yo did you read bills marathon chat
bball7152: I'm still reading it
tshman122: same
bball7152: it's really good so far
tshman122: it made me watch the jimmy v speech again
bball7152: best speech ever
bball7152: well, tied with the end of Rocky IV
bball7152: could you imagine having that debate with someone?
bball7152: it would be incredible
tshman122: what debate
tshman122: taking rocky IV over jimmy v
bball7152: yes
tshman122: the best part about jimmy v is that is hes such a dago
bball7152: hahahaha
tshman122: AYO CANCER
tshman122: WAS A MATTA YOU
bball7152: hahahahahahaha
bball7152: "I gotz cancer, and I was like, fouck youuuuu doc"
tshman122: SO I SAYS AYO FUCK YOUUUUU CANCER
tshman122: THIS GUY OVER HERE GIVIN ME THE 30 SECONDS WHY I OUTA YOU
bball7152: that would be the best/worst SNL skit ever
tshman122: oh man it would be so funny
tshman122: and fucked up
bball7152: would be amazing
bball7152: "Don't quit, don't you ever fucking quit"
bball7152: yes he is
tshman122: AYO 3 THINGS IN LIFE FAMILY RELIGION AN DA GREEN BAY PACKER
tshman122: i think in like another 15 years you can make fun of jimmy v
bball7152: there's no eyetalien packer fans
bball7152: they're all cowboy fans
tshman122: no way
bball7152: yes way
tshman122: lombardi brought a lot of dagos
bball7152: yankees/cowboys
tshman122: cowboys are just blacks
tshman122: and dirtbags
tshman122: like all the biggest dirtbags you know are cowboys fans
tshman122: SO I SAYS TA DIS GUY I GOT SOME FUKKIN CANCER
bball7152: "So I says, suck my balls you rat motherfucking disease"
tshman122: DIS FUKKIN BAYSTARD TELLS ME I GOTS CANCER SO I SAYS FUKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUU

THEY'RE USING HUMAN BEINGS AS BOMBS

9/11 brought us this and for that I am thankful

Cam'ron's "Public Enemy #1"

Disc 1
http://www.sendspace.com/file/5lbz4d

Disc 2
http://www.sendspace.com/file/4m6q31

Almatic

http://www.sendspace.com/file/oac7ht

Great Nas/Al Green mash up that Matty pointed out to me

dl it now dudes

NEW EWB 25 FOR NOVEMBER

http://dumpindumpin.blogspot.com/2007/11/expert-whiteboy-analysis-monthly-top-25.html

its not like you're doing anything better plus i have a few good jokes in there

The real Nas Greatest Hits album

Def Jam is coming out with a greatest hits for Nas and it flat out sucks so I decided to make up a better one. I made a rule that I wouldn't take more than 2 songs from any album cuz if I didn't the whole thing would be like 46 songs and whats the point of that? Also I tried to pick some stuff that maybe you haven't heard in a while or that never got big time play. Hope ya'll enjoy.


1. Main Source ft Nas - Live at the BBQ 4:36
2. MC Serch ft Nas & Chubb Rock - Back to the Grill 5:05
3. Nas - One Love 5:26
4. Nas - One Time 4 Your Mind 3:20
5. Raekwon ft Ghostface Killah & Nas - Verbal Intercourse 3:32
6. Nas - The Message 3:54
7. Nas - Shootouts 3:46
8. The Firm ft Dr. Dre - Phone Tap 3:47
9. Nas - Nas is Like 3:56
10. Slick Rick ft Nas - Me & Nas Bring It to Your Hardest 2:36
11. Nas - Come Get Me 5:31
12. Nas - Rewind 2:14
13. Nas - What Goes Around 5:00
14. Nas - No Idea's Original 3:04
15. Nas - Purple 3:40
16. Nas - Get Down 4:04
17. Nas - Book of Rhymes 3:54
18. Nas - Nazareth Savage 2:41
19. Nas - U.B.R. 3:24
20. Nas - Who Killed it? 3:10
21. Nas - Can't Forget About You 4:33
22. Lil Jon ft Bun B, Jadakiss, T.I., Nas, Ice Cube - Grand Finale 5:40

http://www.sendspace.com/file/bcimop

A Mix!

BWT TEH RAPS MIX VOL 1

1. Joe Budden - Last Dayz "freestyle" DJ Green Lantern 3:54
2. Pete Rock - Till I Retire 4:17
3. Young Jeezy - Get Ya Mind Right DJ Drama 3:25
4. Jay-Z ft Beanie Beanie Siegel - Ignorant Shit (American Gangster updated version) 3:43
5. DJ Khaled ft Young Jeezy, Ludacris, Busta Rhymes, Big Boi, Lil Wayne, Fat Joe, Baby, Rick Ross and T-Pain - I'm So Hood Remix 5:34
6. Cassidy ft Kanye West, Swizz Beatz, Ne-Yo - Drink N 2 Step Remix 4:16
7. Rhymefest - Real Nigga Quote 3:58
8. Freeway ft Lil Wayne - Step Back 4:20
9. Coremega ft Lil Fame - 718 2:20
10. Ghostface Killah ft Kid Capri - Celebrate 4:23
11. Lil Wayne & Baby ft Rick Ross and T- Pain - Know What I'm Doin' (Can't Tell Me Nothin remix) 4:42
12. Jay-Z ft Nas - Success 3:29
13. Nas - Surviving The Times 4:44
14. DJ Jazzy Jeff ft Peedi Peedi - Brand New Funk 2K7 4:07
15. Fat Joe ft Lil Wayne - Crack House 3:36
16. Jay-Z - Roc Boys 4:14
17. Consequence ft Kanye West - Complications 3:01
18. Playaz Circle ft Lil Wayne, Baby, Juelz Santana - Duffle Bag Boy Remix 5:46
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http://www.zshare.net/download/456712178914e0/

STEVE URKEL + LIL WAYNE = hot ish

and my grill is ill

ice bright white like Jaleel

did i do that?

Lil Wayne & Juelz Santana - Do My Thang
http://www.sendspace.com/file/u0pdmn

new ewb 25 for October

2nd month that I'm on it and while my shit might be the worst of it all as a whole its all pretty good and I promise it will make you laff at least 4 and a half times

EWB

maybe he really did write for him

Gillie Da Kid Rap City Freestyle (09-29-07)
Uploaded by TeamOnSMASH

oh look its a conversation

tshman122 (3:00:31 PM): nigga u got 4 voices how the fuk u gonna make a show outa a jon madden impression?
tshman122 (3:00:40 PM): u 2 fat 2 be doin geroge bush u faggit
tshman122 (3:00:44 PM): fuck no man
dKaf169 (3:00:57 PM): haha
dKaf169 (3:01:01 PM): yea thats true
tshman122 (3:01:06 PM): like how
tshman122 (3:01:11 PM): is he gonna do al pachino?
dKaf169 (3:01:14 PM): lol
tshman122 (3:01:16 PM): i mean voice is okay
tshman122 (3:01:21 PM): but you got a buck 20 on him man
dKaf169 (3:01:27 PM): deniro
tshman122 (3:01:33 PM): you got 75 on deniro
tshman122 (3:01:44 PM): u got 225 on bush man
tshman122 (3:01:56 PM): u even 2 fat for dr phil dude
dKaf169 (3:01:57 PM): is his show just about impressions
tshman122 (3:02:07 PM): here is where i would watch his show
tshman122 (3:02:14 PM): if his show was all about jon madden
tshman122 (3:02:20 PM): and nothing else
tshman122 (3:02:23 PM): just him as john madden
tshman122 (3:02:34 PM): eating foods and talking about them
dKaf169 (3:02:35 PM): lol
tshman122 (3:02:43 PM): thats it nothing else
tshman122 (3:02:55 PM): like going to sonic and eating everything on the menu
tshman122 (3:03:01 PM): and then breaking it down food by food
tshman122 (3:03:11 PM): and then going into his huge rv/bus cuz hes too much of a pussy to fly
tshman122 (3:03:16 PM): and just taking the rudest shit ever
tshman122 (3:03:28 PM): and they would show frank/john on the john as he shits
tshman122 (3:03:33 PM): breaking down the shit
tshman122 (3:03:38 PM): thats how each episode would end
dKaf169 (3:04:26 PM): i still like our vito jr shits everywhere idea
tshman122 (3:04:35 PM): yeah my vito jr show
tshman122 (3:04:41 PM): where he travels the lands
dKaf169 (3:04:41 PM): OUR
tshman122 (3:04:57 PM): just taking reckless shits everywhere
tshman122 (3:05:28 PM): like he will shit on everything like he's lil wayne
tshman122 (3:05:37 PM): vito jr goes to dave and busters
dKaf169 (3:05:47 PM): lol
tshman122 (3:05:57 PM): takes a huge shit on the motion sensor boxing
dKaf169 (3:06:03 PM): we should make a youtube clip
tshman122 (3:07:35 PM): no man youtube people are gay unless you're tay zonday
dKaf169 (3:07:59 PM): internet sensations
tshman122 (3:08:01 PM): being youtube clip famous is less prestigious than being pro wrestling famous
dKaf169 (3:08:06 PM): nah
dKaf169 (3:08:09 PM): u would lik eit
dKaf169 (3:08:15 PM): if 1 million people viewd ur shit
dKaf169 (3:08:19 PM): and talked about it
tshman122 (3:08:50 PM): yeah being morning drive time radio talk for 3 days is soo worth it
tshman122 (3:09:00 PM): being best week ever talk is soo worth it

Curtis

Last year MTV had this show that was supposed to be this barber shop in NYC where the barbers spent the days talking hip hop and cutting snaps on each other to pass the time. In terms of realness it's up there with those other shows MTV has where the rich white kids do rich white kid things but in terms of horrible TV this was one of the best shows ever. When the barbers weren't randomly discussing topics such as 'Is Justin Timberlake cool even if he isn't a brother?' they were giving C list rap and R &B dudes like Chris Brown a fresh shape up. One of these guests was the man himself, Tony Yayo.

So while Yayo was getting his hair done one of the barbers interrupted the interview/haircut, where he was discussing how he came up with the title for his "Thoughts of a Predicate Felon" album, by cutting a "freestyle". After the rap Yayo just looked at the dude with his eyes blunted and said "Anybody can spit a hot verse but can you make a hot album?" My friend Dan and I must have laughed about this for weeks. So as hilarious as that interview was, Tony Yayo has a feature on Fiddy's new album where he rhymes about MySpace, and it's my new favorite funny thing Tony Yayo has ever done.

these OG's talkin about back in the days/ I put an RIP sign on yo MySpace page
top 8 nigga/ drop 8 nigga/ GCT coup is sour grape nigga

There's this kinda oblivious charm to Tony Yayo. When you listen to him you can tell that he honestly believes that he's good at making words rhyme over a beat and there's something to that. It's not good but there's something to that. As an MC you need confidence and Yayo at least has that even if he is the shittest rapper in the whole world of shitty rap. 50 Cent on the other hand, has no confidence whatsoever. So while that might be reason #72 why "Curtis" is horrible and I deleted it right after I played it, it might be the biggest. He just doesn't care.

And honestly why should he? He's beyond rap rich at this point and it's not like he's going to be able to change people's minds about his music now. Plus lets be real if any of us made half a billion on some off brand Gatorade shit we wouldn't either. 50 needs to just chill and take some time away from rap. Start playing up the fact that he's rich as fuck and stick to doing guest spots/remixes of random dudes shit until he finds that fire again. Basically just do what Jay-Z did and build up that buzz until he's ready to comeback.

I know I haven't talked about the album much but like it's pretty much just garbage. Every other song had some R & B dude on it and they all sucked. I liked two of the beats and they were both by the same guy soo maybe this Jake One has some future but he'll probably just spend all the money on some Nate Newton shit. The only songs I didn't delete (other than the Yayo feature) are that "I Get Money" and that song he did when Floyd Mayweather fought that washed up hispanic bum who's soo pussy whipped he won't fight Miguel Cotto. Oh and that "Smile" song. That's actually pretty good. 50 kinda goes all "How To Rob An Industry Nigga" and unlike "Fully Loaded Clip" it works. He raps about making Tipper Gore a fan, how Oprah won't invite him to be a guest, compares himself to MLK, raps about Bill O'Reilly's wife, and some Interscope political shit. The hook is "smile nigga my next album might be my last" and maybe it would be for the best. It's been about two weeks since off brand Gatorade has come out with a new flavor and I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.

Greg Oden is older than your Dad and has a worse knee

Around like February of last year the Oden/Durrant debate really heated up into one of those sports things where you had to pick sides. I saw Durrant get lit up by a mediocre at best Villanova team in person and after that I was an Oden man. My reasoning was and still is that guys who can put up 25 are a dime a bakers dozen in the NBA. Guys who can dominate the post on both ends well aren't. Even if Oden was just decent he would like automatically be a top 3 guy at his position behind that 7'6 Asian dude who looks like he has downs and that Jesus freak teenager down in Disney. So while I'm not a Blazers fan it sucks that the Oden pick I have been defending since February just blew up in my face but oh well I'm a Sixers fan and this makes me feel a little better that my team played it's way out of a lottery pick by winning meaningless games in April with a bunch of jobbers.

As for how all of this will end up? I dunno I mean it sounds like most guys are able to comeback from this but he is a 47 year old man and the NBA don't have too many of those guys unless you count Dikembe but he's ageless due to drinking the blood of starving kids trapped in some village in the Congo.

A tale of whores, fake sneezes, and mad props.

That thing where you sneeze and then call someone a bad name is like one of the lowest forms of comedy but mad props are due for Wendal Parker for doing the best version of this I have ever seen.

Sneezing out SLUT. The Slut came back in her full deigo white trash Colingdale voice the whore said 'What the fuck did you call me Wendal?'

Wendal took a huge drag of his cig and calmly said 'I called you a slut'

The whore ran off crying.

Mad props were given out and a new hero was born.

Graduation

So instead of doing anything productive last night I was flipping channels and caught Kanye on 106 & Park. I hadn't seen 106 & Park in forever and I don't think I will watch again cuz I'm not a 13 year old who is trying to swagger jack black culture, I'm 21 nigga I read blogs and hip hop sites. I remember a few years ago (maybe it was last year I dunno) when they got rid of the hosts and then the former female host tried to become a rapper. Not that I've ever really cared for Free (I think that's her name) or heard anything by her but watching this made me miss her for two reasons: The new host is about as dark as Jason Kidd and has no ass. How hard is it for BET to find a black girl to fill that roll? So Kanye comes on talks about his album, puts over the cover work by some artist I don't know, and preforms 'Big Brother'. I think I've flip flopped on 'Big Brother' about 29 times since I first heard it. Part of me thinks its gayer than that record Game recorded where he pretended he was drunk off Belvedere and drunk dialed Busta Rhymes crying over the Dre. breakup and then part of me loves it based upon the kinda guy Kanye is. A very egotistical sensitive dude who despite all the success he's had probably needs to be given constant praise. With that line of thinking I consider it to be among the best songs he's ever done. The song comes off as a diss not just to Jay but to Kanye himself and that's one of the reasons Kanye is unique. Most rappers are stuck in this tough frame of mind, Kanye understands that's not him and shows the realness that is insecurity. I actually felt kinda sad for Kanye during his performance. There he is preforming this song that obviously means the world to him and the kids are not into it at all. You could tell they would have much rather seen Solja Boy do the superman. Then his 'Big Brother' came out and the place went nuts for the twenty seconds that Jay did 'Encore'. Afterwards they hugged and I shed like five tears.

I remember when the last Kanye album came out I read something that Raven wrote on DVDVR about him assuming it sucked since Dan Patrick was praising it and I remember that comment made me mad at first and then I thought about it more and yeah it did suck for that reason and many more. Too many guests, overproduction, and that damn 'Gold Digger' song made me dislike most of it (well except for 'Gone' that song is amazing). Working in a bar that is geared towards middle aged white males will make you hate a lot of the things they enjoy (well except for beer and sports). Most of the time they wont tolerate rap and if they do it usually sucks. They tolerated 'Gold Digger'. It sucked.

I have a feeling they wont tolerate this album. He's not on the air anymore but I have a feeling Dan Patrick wouldn't' dig it either. Not that those are the only two things to take into consideration but they're a good start. Unlike his other two albums he keeps it short and sweet and it really works. For a lead single with a Daft Punk sample I dig 'Stronger' way more than 'Touch It'. 'Good Life' is my third favorite thing T-Pain has been on in the past month but it's still awesome. And man T-Pain is well on his way to winning this years Grammy for most-overexposed-r & b-hook-guy of 2007 but he is still cranking out good stuff. 'Can't Tell Me Nothing' has been my jam for the past few weeks and I may have been the last person on earth to watch the amazing remix video that everyone needs to see right now if you haven't already. The song itself is nothing special but for some reason I am in love with the beat and the Jeezy sample.

The two songs I don't care for are 'Barry Bonds' and 'Homecoming'. For a feature on one of the years biggest albums Wayne really phones it in. Shit he had a way better verse for a feature on Max B's album. Had a much better feature for Ja Rule. Was Wayne trying to sabotage the album or was he just all fucked up on k-pins and blow? 'Homecoming' is a recycled Kanye song mixed with the faggot from Coldplay. Kanye's verses are pretty good but I don't understand why he didn't just use the original version thats been around for like two years.

Other than that I am a huge fan of 'Graduation' it smokes 'Curtis' in every single way imaginable and its a fun listen even if Kanye is an egotistical closeted crybaby. With that being said it is kinda cool that Kanye is the only person on earth who cares about winning a VMA.

this is a sad sad sad sad day

million dollar baby you can call me swizzy swank

Swizz Beatz - Hot Damn Freestyle
http://www.sendspace.com/file/nqc1xq

Everyone on the intarweb is constantly claiming something is either the best thing ever or the worst thing or whatever. And usually its good for a quick laugh and the ironic love for it goes away. But I am about to put all my nonexistent gangster street cred on the line here and say I have a new favorite rapper and his name is Swizz Beatz. In fact Swizz Beatz might just be the best thing going on in all of music period.

This whole producer turned rapper era is really not working out. Kanye could pull it off. Pharell ehh. Timbo hell no. But none of them are Swizz Beatz. So while downloading loosies from smoking section I knew I was in store for something historic when I saw 'Swizz Beatz - Hot Damn Freestyle'

Let me say right now I haven't enjoyed a rap song this much since I dunno ever? He honestly can't rap and yet he is awesome at it. My words can't do justice how awesome this song is. Halfway he has nothing else to rap about so he just starts using his recycled verse from the "Big Things Poppin" remix but who cares? That song gave us million dollar baby you can call me swizzy swank. Here's some other unforgettable quotables

"i'm in the back of the back with her face in my lap she goin hmmmmmmmmm yeahhh"

"just chillin with franco"

"i'm chillin in France/ just saggin my pants/ just doin my dance/ yeah doin my dance"

"yup man i'm tryin to save some kids in affrica/ whatch how ya spend ya money when ya broke they laff at ya"

"got up off the elevator fiends started coppin/ that chic said 'swizzy swizzy when ya album droppin?''

nah what i mean?

Dear Kaf this is for you man dont do it

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend You could cut ties with all the lies that youve been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand I would understand The angry boy a bit too insane Icing over a secret pain You know you dont belong Youre the first to fight Youre way too loud Youre the flash of light on a burial shroud I know somethings wrong Well everyone I know has got a reason To say put the past away I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend You could cut ties with all the lies that youve been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand I would understand Well hes on the table and hes gone to code And I do not think anyone knows What theyre doing here And your friends have left you Youve been dismissed I never thought it would come to this And i, I want you to know Everyones got to face down the demons Maybe today You could put the past away I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend You could cut ties with all the lies that youve been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand I would understand I would understand I would understand I would understand I would understand Understand Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Can you put the past away I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend I would understand I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend I would understand I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend And I would understand I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend I would understand I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend I would understand

hank aaron is a bitch ass nigga

Back in 3rd and 4th grade when you used to have to do mad book reports I did two of them on Hank Aaron. You know those lil fluff books that are filled with just a bland run down of the guys life? Well that made me into a Hank Aaron fan even tho I had never seen him play. But after last night its tough to be a fan of this dood.

I guess you could say he took the high road but I will say he took the bitch ass nigga road. If I did something as hard as breaking the home run record and then some guy who cheated broke it I wouldn't be like 'yo man congrats'. fuk that. And I'm a Bonds fan too. I love how the guy has basically been giving the finger to the media and baseball for almost a decade now. But that doesn't mean Hank should support him. Fuck all of this steroid talk who really cares it was just sad to see a dood who gave soo much to baseball be trotted out there like a bitch.

In 9 years when A-Rod breaks the home run record I can only hope Big Gay Barr is still alive so that he can be put in an awkward situation like they did to Hank where BGB has to be put on some kinda videotron thing and give a speech to A-Rod's greatness.

don't be mad ups is hiring

I'm pretty sure most would claim that my taste in music is odd but the people at my work are soo square. Sorry I don't want to hear "Summer of '69" for the 4,586 time this summer. Or that song by Queen about fat chicks. I am even sick of Mungo Jerry and I used to like that song "in the summmmertime" fuck you faggots you are killing my summer. Also U2. Man I hate me some U2 but it seems like every person in the bar is such big fans of U2. Everyone always has nice things to say about Ireland but man fuck that place. You guys are home of U2.

So when I try to throw a knuckleball into the mix Tom Candiotti style and play some Craig Mack please dont give me shit. Poor Craig Mack. "Flava In Ya Ear" is such a good tune. I hope he still has some "Flava In Ya Ear" money left over and gets to smoke some good kush or at least headies every day of the week with a lady friend who has a large arse and rude titties.

How come that bitch just paged me?

That last song on 'The College Dropout' where Kanye talks about getting his deal and stuff is awesome but the best part of it is when Kanye talks about Dame Dash saying that if things sucked they would just throw Cam'ron on every track and make it work. Obie Trice's 'Cheers' is like that but replace Cam'Ron with Eminem.

I mean its not that Obie Trice sucks (I mean I guess he kinda does) but its pretty obvious he couldn't handle a whole album and never would be able to. So what did they do? They threw everything on it and made it great. This is like the last great thing that anyone not named Young Buck from Shady/G-Unit/Aftermath has done. Every song is either a beat done by a big name guy or has a big name guy on it. And they all work.

"The Set Up" might be the last great Dre beat and Nate Dogg hook. The "Outro" might just be the last Eminem verse thats been worth half a shit.

My boy Dan put this on a few weeks ago when we were headed down the shore and boy does it all hold up. Pretty sure none of these people will every top any of this but its pretty much the best album from Shady/G-Unit/Aftermath.

I will argue this with anyone soo yeah if you don't have this you should get it and if you have it collecting dust somewhere you should pop it back in.

new favorite mixtape cover

also even Weezy knows whats good while making a Ja Rule song hot

"My pimp game propa my if aim proper/So run and I will hit you like Jerimiah Trotter"

YOUR AIM CONVO OF THE DAY: MR VOUROURIOUS

AV is a dood who is awesome. He owens and opps his own company at only 20 and has more money than you or I will ever have but he is not cocky about it. He is a dood who is a cool dood. This is a conversation we had.

andydrewb: what up tosh
tshman122: MR VOUDOURISOUS
tshman122: MY MAN
tshman122: MY MAIN MAN
andydrewb: how you do?
tshman122: I DO GREAT MAN HOW GOES FOR YOU
andydrewb: it goes well
andydrewb: you got a problem with your caps lock key?
tshman122: oh no i just like to use it
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: makes what i'm saying seem more important
tshman122: DOESNT IT!?
andydrewb: true true
andydrewb: i felt special when i saw my name i caps
tshman122: LOL
tshman122: you mean me trying to spell your name
tshman122: your name has like a bunch of o's and v's stuff
tshman122: and s's
andydrewb: you were right, if you drop the ous at the end
andydrewb: i heard you bastards went to ac without me
tshman122: yes for my birthday
tshman122: i am now 2
tshman122: yes i went back in age
andydrewb: congrats
tshman122: man it was a fun time
tshman122: the best part was when i tried to hurdle this like velvet rope thing
tshman122: and i couldn't
tshman122: and i knocked down all these poles
andydrewb: haha, that's good stuff
andydrewb: you fall on your face?
tshman122: no more like my side
tshman122: but yeah i was kinda drunk at the time
andydrewb: it'd be embarassing if you did it sober
tshman122: and in my head i was like 'DUDE YOU MUST HURDLE THAT!'
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: no one told me to do it
tshman122: and i just started running from like 50 feet away
andydrewb: haha, that's good stuff
andydrewb: you win lots of money?
tshman122: if by lost 200 yes i did!
andydrewb: way to go
tshman122: man i was playing poker
tshman122: for like half an hour
tshman122: i waited until 12 to gamble
tshman122: cuz i was scared of the pit bosses
andydrewb: haha
tshman122: soo i go and play and i'm alone playing cuz you can't have people watching
tshman122: soo when i get there i just start lying to the table
tshman122: i have no idea why i did this
tshman122: i asked one guy where he was from
tshman122: i was like 'OH MAN I WAS BORN AROUND THERE'
tshman122: he asked me where
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: i said 'I DUNNO MAN I DUNNO'
tshman122: a horse race was on tv
tshman122: i told the whole table that my aunt owned the horse
andydrewb: haha, that is good shit
tshman122: guy to the left of me i tried to be his friend
andydrewb: everyone know you were bullshitting, oryou get people to believe you
tshman122: i asked him what his name was 59 times
tshman122: i think they must have known i was lying
tshman122: his name was either jeff or pete
tshman122: i can't remember
tshman122: it was one of the two
andydrewb: haha
andydrewb: sounds like it was a good time
tshman122: soo jeff/pete busts me out of the game
tshman122: i stand up
tshman122: and yell
tshman122: 'PHHHF ITS JUST MONEY I WON 6 GRAND PLAYING ROULETTE'
tshman122: and walked to the poker room bar where i drank with 3 old dudes
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: then lutsky and miller found me
tshman122: and walked me back to the room
tshman122: but not before a bachelorrete party was walking by
andydrewb: oh man
tshman122: she had one of them candy necklace things
tshman122: and asked me to bite off some
tshman122: i dont remember this part but this is what they told me
tshman122: i took a pac man like chomp
tshman122: broke the whole thing
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: then spit the candy in the air at her
andydrewb: that's funy
tshman122: i do try
tshman122: and then
tshman122: i threw up
tshman122: all night
andydrewb: not surprised
andydrewb: sounds like quite a night
tshman122: it was a grand grand night
tshman122: i had oh soo many shots
tshman122: you know
tshman122: cuz drinking liquids proves how cool you are
tshman122: and since i'm the coolest
andydrewb: that's right
tshman122: i drank the most liquid
andydrewb: way to drink that liqued
andydrewb: liquid
tshman122: dude you know how i do
tshman122: that is how i do
tshman122: LOL do you know whats soooooo weird
tshman122: seeing like random marple kids at barnabys
tshman122: getting drunk
andydrewb: haha, yeah cause it's summer time
tshman122: like i mean i expect dave urbain to come in
tshman122: and get wasted
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: that comes to no shock to me
andydrewb: who are the good ones
tshman122: but like Jimmy Price!
tshman122: Joe Chacko!
tshman122: av your boy is a gay man
tshman122: they came in together
andydrewb: i beleive it
tshman122: and looked deep into each others eyes all night
andydrewb: they both called me
tshman122: it was the look of love
andydrewb: lol, least they found each other
tshman122: they wanted some av
andydrewb: i beleive it
tshman122: soo people wouldn't be like 'look at them homos'
tshman122: also andrew chang came in
tshman122: man let me tell you about andrew chang for a moment
tshman122: he has found the gym
tshman122: and is no longer like 110 lbs
andydrewb: oh yeah?
tshman122: he is like 135
tshman122: but he thinks hes huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: he wore this tight ass shirt
tshman122: showing off his pecs
tshman122: and biceps
tshman122: i mean you got to see him
andydrewb: i was never much of a fan of chang, he thinks he's hot shit
andydrewb: all the time
tshman122: yeah he is a faggot
tshman122: oh man another random sighting
tshman122: of a kid i just fucking hate
tshman122: this motherfucker is a faggot on the real
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: i never could stand him
andydrewb: who
tshman122: and its one of your boys
andydrewb: i believe it
tshman122: JOHN CAVALIRIE
tshman122: FUCK THAT MOTHER FUCKER
andydrewb: whoa whoa, i don't know about one of my boys
tshman122: HES YOUR BOY
tshman122: YOUR BOY
tshman122: in fact when he came in last night
tshman122: i was like 'yeah he was av's boy'
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: what a pompous douchebag
tshman122: i can't stand that fucker
tshman122: always making snide remarks about my grades and shit
andydrewb: haha
tshman122: 'oh hay tosh what you get on the test? 76 ouch that hurts hahahaha'
tshman122: in fact
andydrewb: he bring it up at barnabys?
tshman122: he even gave kosta a little comment on the way out last night
tshman122: 'how you do in bizness class? haha yeah its easy when you copy everything right?'
tshman122: he said this right in front of his parents by the way
tshman122: and his dad looked like he was more than half in the bag
tshman122: and his mom looks like peggy hill
tshman122: and she was chain smoking
andydrewb: HAHA, his mom
tshman122: peggy motherfucking hill
andydrewb: very true statements
tshman122: she was puffing on them cigs like whoa
tshman122: sucking them down
tshman122: i was like 'whoa peggy thats one hell of a drag baby'
andydrewb: family trip to barnabys to get wasted?
tshman122: it looked like it
tshman122: they were all wearing marple baseball shirts and stuff
tshman122: this is your boy by the way
andydrewb: lol, screw you
tshman122: dude
tshman122: did you see marple baseball kid?
tshman122: dropped a pop fly
andydrewb: no
tshman122: state title game
andydrewb: really?
tshman122: tie game
tshman122: 9th inning
andydrewb: haha, that sucks
tshman122: 2 runs score
tshman122: marple
tshman122: lost
andydrewb: you beat the shit out of him?
tshman122: dude i dont give a shit but how funny is it for that kid
tshman122: i mean if anyone gave two shits about high school baseball he would def off himself
andydrewb: that sucks, he probably didnt come out of his house for a week
tshman122: yeah if he was on the baseball team he prolly didn't anyway to start
tshman122: like another one of ya boys matt yates
tshman122: f that kid
andydrewb: haha
tshman122: i have no reason to not like him
tshman122: but i just dont
tshman122: did you ever hear the story about how kneafsey and drewball stole his wallet?
andydrewb: no
andydrewb: recently?
tshman122: and found pictures of yates and his dad on a rolercoaster?
tshman122: noo this was in hs
tshman122: he had pictures of him
tshman122: and his pops
tshman122: on a rolercoaster
andydrewb: haha, how sweet
tshman122: like you know when you're on the coasters
tshman122: and you're about to go down
andydrewb: yeah man
andydrewb: and they snap the picture
tshman122: and like you got to put up your hands
tshman122: the kid was in hs
tshman122: that is soo funny to me
andydrewb: did they make silly faces together?
tshman122: i dont know
tshman122: i bet he was holding his dad
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: or maybe his father was running his fingers threw matts ginger hair
andydrewb: very possible
tshman122: soo like they also stole his blockbuster card
tshman122: and rented a ps2
andydrewb: LOL
tshman122: and never gave it back
tshman122: how great is that
andydrewb: that's some good stuff
andydrewb: they stil lhave it?
tshman122: i dunno if they do or not
tshman122: but i mean a 16 year old kid
tshman122: having pictures of him and his daddy
tshman122: riding the roller coaster
andydrewb: yeah that's a little rough
tshman122: i would pay good money to see those pics
andydrewb: they should have blown that shit up
tshman122: yeah this story never got the pub it deserves

LIKE WHOA

Last night was a grand night. Inside jokes. Last night was a grand night.

YOUR AIM CONVERSATION OF THE DAY

Tanvir is a dood who is Bengali. He is a New Yorker. He smokes weed. He loves rap and wrestling. Tanvir is a dood who is a cool dood. This is a conversation we had.

Tanvir: sir, I will tell you how awesome Shrek 3 is when I come home
ME: HAHAHAHA
ME: is your gf dragging you there?
Tanvir: nah not even
ME: i loved shrek 1 no homo
ME: but i never saw shrek 2
ME: and this one looks bad
Tanvir: yeah wtf everyone hatin on cartoons and shit
Tanvir: if its wack, ill tell the truth
Tanvir: but i loved THE CONDEMNED
Tanvir: so i dunno what that says about me
ME: DUDE!
ME: me too!
Tanvir: YES YES YES
ME: omg the part where austin was reading the location of the island?
ME: '75 lattitude 46 longitude.....'
Tanvir: nigga I walked into the theatre high as a muhfucka but it was GREAT
Tanvir: ahahaha
Tanvir: the ending was Ehhh but the rest was Illmatic the movie was dope on a 5 second average
ME: dude the ending blew
ME: why did the guys wife kill him?
Tanvir: I don't know!
ME: i mean was he that bad of a dude to her?
ME: he just slapped her
Tanvir: maybe he fucked her sister
ME: they got along great for the first half
Tanvir: yeah it was odd
ME: she like brought him coffee
Tanvir: i liked his cronies
Tanvir: nathan jones was great, too
ME: was that nathan jones!?
ME: i thought it was him
Tanvir: that big nigga, yea
ME: dude hes like a fight scene dude in shitty action movies guy now
Tanvir: good career move
ME: much better than being a wrestler in shitty matches dude
Tanvir: fuck yea man
ME: my biggest problem was that austin didn't have enough lines in the movie
ME: he like didn't talk at all
Tanvir: other than those things and the weird rape shit, i don't remember a whole lot
Tanvir: yeah, wtf jack conrad SPEAK HOMIE
ME: oh yeah the weird rape shit was uhhh weird
Tanvir: yeah i was sitting there and was like uhh this is fuckin heavy
Tanvir: yo i tried watching the marine but i was passed out but my girl said that shit was the worst
ME: man i didn't even bother to see that
ME: or the kane movie
ME: marine did have T-1000 tho
Tanvir: nah i can't watch a kane movie
Tanvir: i did watch longest yard
Tanvir: i love that movie
ME: oh shit longest yard was awesome
Tanvir: kevin nash in his best role ever
Tanvir: also, AUSTIN SAYS NIGGER
ME: YES!
ME: i was just going to bring that up
Tanvir: it was a really great "NIGGER"
ME: that was soo out of place
ME: it really was a great n bomb
Tanvir: ahahaha
Tanvir: so authentic
Tanvir: i think he's uttered that before
ME: yeah hey tanvir
ME: if i do white rapper 2
ME: guess what my name will be
ME: da enn wurd
Tanvir: hahaha
ME: you know i would work one of those gimmicks where i'm trying to like stop all racism and shit
ME: da enn wurd
Tanvir: like that dude from last season
Tanvir: jah bless or some shit
ME: yeah that one dude
ME: just rhyme
Tanvir: he embarassed the whole race
Tanvir: i felt sorry for white people
ME: man i know he was horrible i was like 'uggggh jsut stop it'
ME: but if i was on there i would take it back home to philly
Tanvir: if you can get cosigned by beanie, you're good
ME: 'this boi rite here is my man da enn wurd'
Tanvir: ahahaha i could SEE it
ME: 'he mah enn wurd'
ME: i am like shocked that no rapper has ever used this name before
ME: we have a million and one rappers using lil blah blah blah
ME: but no da enn wurd?
Tanvir: unoriginal shit, man
Tanvir: i gtg smoke up
ME: yeah speaking of grass i gtg cut my parents lawn
Tanvir: I WILL TELL YOU IF SHREK 3 IS WACK OR NOT
ME: yeah man give me the report
Tanvir: no doubt
Tanvir: 1
ME: 1

Hard N Da Paint

Man Nelly is the shittiest rapper ever. I was playing this song where he has a verse on and he repeats his punchline 3 times.

"MY MUSCLE CAR SO STRONG MY LICENCE PLATE READS: BALCO"

Saying the line again and again doesn't make you look like a good rapper. "AY GUYS WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS LINE?" saying it again and again doesn't make it any better. If you thought it was such a good line should have saved it for a hook dawg.

BOTTLE OF REDS BOTTLE OF WHITES

I have experienced hell on earth in the form of a drunk cover band just refusing to quit playing last Sunday. As they belted out shittier versions of already shitty Billy Joel songs I realized I was on the verge of insanity. What cover band does an encore?

GARRY THORNE HAS NEVER LIED TO ME BEFORE

obviously paint dood

Is it wrong that I hope Schilling really did paint the sock so that millions of SAWKS fans will have a tainted memory of 04? That while they won they had to do it with a big fat guy who talks a lot and painted his sock so people would ride his dick and call him a hero?

PLEASE WIN IT FOR MY FATHER GEORGE OMALLEY HE HAS BEEN A SOCKS FAN ALL HIS LIFE AND HE HAS BUTTS CANCER WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH LONGER HE HAS LEFT SCHILL

lol @ all this drama now I really don't think even Schilling would do something like this but its time to test the sock

holler at me Cooperstown

WE FLY HIGH NO LIE YOU KNOW THIS

I hoped out saggy, jeans and my rock glistening (Balling!)
But I spent bout 8 grand
Mami on stage doing the rain dance (I think she like me!)
She let it hit the floor, made it pop (What else?!)
Got my pedal to the floor screaming fuck the cops (Do It)

De La Hoya/Mayweather 24/7

If you have HBO and have not seen this yet honestly stop reading this and go watch it. The best job I've ever seen to hype a fight and this one didn't need any.

I'm trying to decide what part I liked the most so far: The tension between Roger and Floyd Sr, 50 Cent zonked out of his mind riding a segway in Mayweather's mansion, De La Hoya stealing storylines from ROCKY III by bringing in Apolo Creed I mean Sugar Shane to spar with, and of course Roger Mayweather just everything he does. This shit is epic.

breaking down Weezy 1

Georgia Bush

I think the first half of this is just ass. I tend to hear a beat I like and think 'man i hope Wayne raps on this'. Heard 'show me what you got' and thought about what Wayne would do on the beat, he killed it. Heard 'Top Back' loved the song, the remix, and the beat but still wished Wayne had a verse on it. Mannie Fresh beef with Cash Money is just about the only beef in rap I care about and pray gets squashed. Game has beef with 98 faggots half of them I don't know. Dipset pretty much knows that they're a joke. But Mannie Fresh beef with Cash Money is a major shame. Both are doing amazing things the fact that they're not doing them together is a huge loss to rap. Where is Farrakhan to squash this beef? Anyway Wayne gets on the 'Top Back' beat and he does his own thing and killed it.

So awhile back I heard this Field Mobb song and dug it. Really dug the beat and thought about what Wayne would do on it. Instead of doing something about Georgia he does a weak half assed Bush diss. Bush is a pretty easy target for a diss song. Lots of material to get him on. Wayne doesn't get much on him. In a few lines he alludes to some conspiracy theory Katrina bullshit. Towards the end he talks about the loss of his friend and then talks about the loss of two of his cars. Loss of cars is the last line in the Bush song. Biggest personal loss he suffered was the loss of two cars. Cash Money songs are all about being extravagant 'money over bitches' is their moto. I don't tend to be one of those faggy people who get all bent out of shape about commercial rappers. I like money cars hoes rims kinda rap. I know to some money cars hoes rims kinda rap to is really annoying but I dig it. Part of the whole being an MC is having some swagger. What says swagger more than personal belongings? With all that being said this line is just about the most annoying line in a rap song I've ever heard. Wayne is pretty much calling his friend a bitch. Money (the cars) are over his dead friend. Anyway the Bush part of this song is not good you should just skip to the 4 minute mark where Wayne cuts this insane rap.

Just as its easy for me to see why people hate money cars hoes rims kinda rap I can understand why people don't give Wayne a chance. Kid rapper. Southern rapper. Add in the money cars hoes rims aspect and you have a mess that a lot of people wouldn't give a chance too. That's a real shame because right now Wayne has the best lines in rap.

"Young toon, yea that's what my people call me/ Fifty thousand for the cross, tryin keep the reaper off me/ I drink a lotta syrup, bitches say I'm sleep walkin/ Big money for the grill, so I'm never cheap talking"

"Two bottles won't do, bottles for the whole crew, thanks/And bring me that Patrone, I don't play / No ice I like my drink straight, not gay"

oh my Uncle Charlie

"Now that the season has started and we started seeing what we had and kind of how our bullpen looks, we figure that Myers gives us a bigger arm at the back end of our bullpen,'' Manuel said. "We think Myers will, over the course of the year, get in 65-70 games, probably. As a starter, it would be 35."

Coming from Uncle Charlie this wasn't much of a shock but for serious this is the dumbest move I've ever seen. It's simple math and I'm not sure how even someone like Charlie got it wrong. He trots out this bs about instead of only playing in 35 games he will now play in 65-70. What he's obviously overlooking is the number of innings he's missing out on. Instead of pitching in 185-215 innings Myers will now at most pitch 75 innings. Would you rather have your best pitcher pitch more or less?

Even if we were to take the fact that the Phillies are having their best pitcher pitch less out of the equation you have to take into account how bad this will mess up Myers both mentally and physically. Pitchers are creatures of habit and if you mess that up there's a chance they might never come back. So lets just panic because we had a bad start and possibly mess up our ace (who we just resigned this off-season to a nice deal) for the rest of his career. Not to mention the kind of damange he might do to his arm by going balls out 3-5 times a week.

GREAT WORK

STOP SNITCHIN

Oh my main man Killa Cam on 60 Minutes last night made my year.

Can anyone pull this off better than him?

By far the best gimmick in rap right now.

As far as the whole 'STOP SNITCHIN' thing goes well I think that its good not to turn your back on friends. This reminds me of a Boy Meets World where Shawn broke into the paper and changed 'Feeny' to 'Weenie' and then kept having 'Weenie' in more and more places eventually ending up on Mr. Feeny's office door where Shawn switched that shit up too and Cory was the one who knew who did it an Feeny was putting mad heat on him to get him to give his man up an he wasn't going to snitch on his man and Cory's Moms wanted Cory to narc but Cory's pops was like 'nah son you can't rat out ya nigga' an then Cory didn't turn in Shawn but then Feeny got Shawn to admit it and shit they both got busted.

WHY?

Live-Journal was hella gay and I not soo now you're stuck with this if you want to hear my ramblings on things that don't have any importance in our world.