AV is a dood who is awesome. He owens and opps his own company at only 20 and has more money than you or I will ever have but he is not cocky about it. He is a dood who is a cool dood. This is a conversation we had.
andydrewb: what up tosh
tshman122: MR VOUDOURISOUS
tshman122: MY MAN
tshman122: MY MAIN MAN
andydrewb: how you do?
tshman122: I DO GREAT MAN HOW GOES FOR YOU
andydrewb: it goes well
andydrewb: you got a problem with your caps lock key?
tshman122: oh no i just like to use it
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: makes what i'm saying seem more important
tshman122: DOESNT IT!?
andydrewb: true true
andydrewb: i felt special when i saw my name i caps
tshman122: LOL
tshman122: you mean me trying to spell your name
tshman122: your name has like a bunch of o's and v's stuff
tshman122: and s's
andydrewb: you were right, if you drop the ous at the end
andydrewb: i heard you bastards went to ac without me
tshman122: yes for my birthday
tshman122: i am now 2
tshman122: yes i went back in age
andydrewb: congrats
tshman122: man it was a fun time
tshman122: the best part was when i tried to hurdle this like velvet rope thing
tshman122: and i couldn't
tshman122: and i knocked down all these poles
andydrewb: haha, that's good stuff
andydrewb: you fall on your face?
tshman122: no more like my side
tshman122: but yeah i was kinda drunk at the time
andydrewb: it'd be embarassing if you did it sober
tshman122: and in my head i was like 'DUDE YOU MUST HURDLE THAT!'
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: no one told me to do it
tshman122: and i just started running from like 50 feet away
andydrewb: haha, that's good stuff
andydrewb: you win lots of money?
tshman122: if by lost 200 yes i did!
andydrewb: way to go
tshman122: man i was playing poker
tshman122: for like half an hour
tshman122: i waited until 12 to gamble
tshman122: cuz i was scared of the pit bosses
andydrewb: haha
tshman122: soo i go and play and i'm alone playing cuz you can't have people watching
tshman122: soo when i get there i just start lying to the table
tshman122: i have no idea why i did this
tshman122: i asked one guy where he was from
tshman122: i was like 'OH MAN I WAS BORN AROUND THERE'
tshman122: he asked me where
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: i said 'I DUNNO MAN I DUNNO'
tshman122: a horse race was on tv
tshman122: i told the whole table that my aunt owned the horse
andydrewb: haha, that is good shit
tshman122: guy to the left of me i tried to be his friend
andydrewb: everyone know you were bullshitting, oryou get people to believe you
tshman122: i asked him what his name was 59 times
tshman122: i think they must have known i was lying
tshman122: his name was either jeff or pete
tshman122: i can't remember
tshman122: it was one of the two
andydrewb: haha
andydrewb: sounds like it was a good time
tshman122: soo jeff/pete busts me out of the game
tshman122: i stand up
tshman122: and yell
tshman122: 'PHHHF ITS JUST MONEY I WON 6 GRAND PLAYING ROULETTE'
tshman122: and walked to the poker room bar where i drank with 3 old dudes
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: then lutsky and miller found me
tshman122: and walked me back to the room
tshman122: but not before a bachelorrete party was walking by
andydrewb: oh man
tshman122: she had one of them candy necklace things
tshman122: and asked me to bite off some
tshman122: i dont remember this part but this is what they told me
tshman122: i took a pac man like chomp
tshman122: broke the whole thing
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: then spit the candy in the air at her
andydrewb: that's funy
tshman122: i do try
tshman122: and then
tshman122: i threw up
tshman122: all night
andydrewb: not surprised
andydrewb: sounds like quite a night
tshman122: it was a grand grand night
tshman122: i had oh soo many shots
tshman122: you know
tshman122: cuz drinking liquids proves how cool you are
tshman122: and since i'm the coolest
andydrewb: that's right
tshman122: i drank the most liquid
andydrewb: way to drink that liqued
andydrewb: liquid
tshman122: dude you know how i do
tshman122: that is how i do
tshman122: LOL do you know whats soooooo weird
tshman122: seeing like random marple kids at barnabys
tshman122: getting drunk
andydrewb: haha, yeah cause it's summer time
tshman122: like i mean i expect dave urbain to come in
tshman122: and get wasted
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: that comes to no shock to me
andydrewb: who are the good ones
tshman122: but like Jimmy Price!
tshman122: Joe Chacko!
tshman122: av your boy is a gay man
tshman122: they came in together
andydrewb: i beleive it
tshman122: and looked deep into each others eyes all night
andydrewb: they both called me
tshman122: it was the look of love
andydrewb: lol, least they found each other
tshman122: they wanted some av
andydrewb: i beleive it
tshman122: soo people wouldn't be like 'look at them homos'
tshman122: also andrew chang came in
tshman122: man let me tell you about andrew chang for a moment
tshman122: he has found the gym
tshman122: and is no longer like 110 lbs
andydrewb: oh yeah?
tshman122: he is like 135
tshman122: but he thinks hes huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: he wore this tight ass shirt
tshman122: showing off his pecs
tshman122: and biceps
tshman122: i mean you got to see him
andydrewb: i was never much of a fan of chang, he thinks he's hot shit
andydrewb: all the time
tshman122: yeah he is a faggot
tshman122: oh man another random sighting
tshman122: of a kid i just fucking hate
tshman122: this motherfucker is a faggot on the real
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: i never could stand him
andydrewb: who
tshman122: and its one of your boys
andydrewb: i believe it
tshman122: JOHN CAVALIRIE
tshman122: FUCK THAT MOTHER FUCKER
andydrewb: whoa whoa, i don't know about one of my boys
tshman122: HES YOUR BOY
tshman122: YOUR BOY
tshman122: in fact when he came in last night
tshman122: i was like 'yeah he was av's boy'
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: what a pompous douchebag
tshman122: i can't stand that fucker
tshman122: always making snide remarks about my grades and shit
andydrewb: haha
tshman122: 'oh hay tosh what you get on the test? 76 ouch that hurts hahahaha'
tshman122: in fact
andydrewb: he bring it up at barnabys?
tshman122: he even gave kosta a little comment on the way out last night
tshman122: 'how you do in bizness class? haha yeah its easy when you copy everything right?'
tshman122: he said this right in front of his parents by the way
tshman122: and his dad looked like he was more than half in the bag
tshman122: and his mom looks like peggy hill
tshman122: and she was chain smoking
andydrewb: HAHA, his mom
tshman122: peggy motherfucking hill
andydrewb: very true statements
tshman122: she was puffing on them cigs like whoa
tshman122: sucking them down
tshman122: i was like 'whoa peggy thats one hell of a drag baby'
andydrewb: family trip to barnabys to get wasted?
tshman122: it looked like it
tshman122: they were all wearing marple baseball shirts and stuff
tshman122: this is your boy by the way
andydrewb: lol, screw you
tshman122: dude
tshman122: did you see marple baseball kid?
tshman122: dropped a pop fly
andydrewb: no
tshman122: state title game
andydrewb: really?
tshman122: tie game
tshman122: 9th inning
andydrewb: haha, that sucks
tshman122: 2 runs score
tshman122: marple
tshman122: lost
andydrewb: you beat the shit out of him?
tshman122: dude i dont give a shit but how funny is it for that kid
tshman122: i mean if anyone gave two shits about high school baseball he would def off himself
andydrewb: that sucks, he probably didnt come out of his house for a week
tshman122: yeah if he was on the baseball team he prolly didn't anyway to start
tshman122: like another one of ya boys matt yates
tshman122: f that kid
andydrewb: haha
tshman122: i have no reason to not like him
tshman122: but i just dont
tshman122: did you ever hear the story about how kneafsey and drewball stole his wallet?
andydrewb: no
andydrewb: recently?
tshman122: and found pictures of yates and his dad on a rolercoaster?
tshman122: noo this was in hs
tshman122: he had pictures of him
tshman122: and his pops
tshman122: on a rolercoaster
andydrewb: haha, how sweet
tshman122: like you know when you're on the coasters
tshman122: and you're about to go down
andydrewb: yeah man
andydrewb: and they snap the picture
tshman122: and like you got to put up your hands
tshman122: the kid was in hs
tshman122: that is soo funny to me
andydrewb: did they make silly faces together?
tshman122: i dont know
tshman122: i bet he was holding his dad
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: or maybe his father was running his fingers threw matts ginger hair
andydrewb: very possible
tshman122: soo like they also stole his blockbuster card
tshman122: and rented a ps2
andydrewb: LOL
tshman122: and never gave it back
tshman122: how great is that
andydrewb: that's some good stuff
andydrewb: they stil lhave it?
tshman122: i dunno if they do or not
tshman122: but i mean a 16 year old kid
tshman122: having pictures of him and his daddy
tshman122: riding the roller coaster
andydrewb: yeah that's a little rough
tshman122: i would pay good money to see those pics
andydrewb: they should have blown that shit up
tshman122: yeah this story never got the pub it deserves
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