million dollar baby you can call me swizzy swank

Swizz Beatz - Hot Damn Freestyle
http://www.sendspace.com/file/nqc1xq

Everyone on the intarweb is constantly claiming something is either the best thing ever or the worst thing or whatever. And usually its good for a quick laugh and the ironic love for it goes away. But I am about to put all my nonexistent gangster street cred on the line here and say I have a new favorite rapper and his name is Swizz Beatz. In fact Swizz Beatz might just be the best thing going on in all of music period.

This whole producer turned rapper era is really not working out. Kanye could pull it off. Pharell ehh. Timbo hell no. But none of them are Swizz Beatz. So while downloading loosies from smoking section I knew I was in store for something historic when I saw 'Swizz Beatz - Hot Damn Freestyle'

Let me say right now I haven't enjoyed a rap song this much since I dunno ever? He honestly can't rap and yet he is awesome at it. My words can't do justice how awesome this song is. Halfway he has nothing else to rap about so he just starts using his recycled verse from the "Big Things Poppin" remix but who cares? That song gave us million dollar baby you can call me swizzy swank. Here's some other unforgettable quotables

"i'm in the back of the back with her face in my lap she goin hmmmmmmmmm yeahhh"

"just chillin with franco"

"i'm chillin in France/ just saggin my pants/ just doin my dance/ yeah doin my dance"

"yup man i'm tryin to save some kids in affrica/ whatch how ya spend ya money when ya broke they laff at ya"

"got up off the elevator fiends started coppin/ that chic said 'swizzy swizzy when ya album droppin?''

nah what i mean?

Dear Kaf this is for you man dont do it

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend You could cut ties with all the lies that youve been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand I would understand The angry boy a bit too insane Icing over a secret pain You know you dont belong Youre the first to fight Youre way too loud Youre the flash of light on a burial shroud I know somethings wrong Well everyone I know has got a reason To say put the past away I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend You could cut ties with all the lies that youve been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand I would understand Well hes on the table and hes gone to code And I do not think anyone knows What theyre doing here And your friends have left you Youve been dismissed I never thought it would come to this And i, I want you to know Everyones got to face down the demons Maybe today You could put the past away I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend You could cut ties with all the lies that youve been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand I would understand I would understand I would understand I would understand I would understand Understand Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Can you put the past away I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend I would understand I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend I would understand I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend And I would understand I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend I would understand I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend I would understand

hank aaron is a bitch ass nigga

Back in 3rd and 4th grade when you used to have to do mad book reports I did two of them on Hank Aaron. You know those lil fluff books that are filled with just a bland run down of the guys life? Well that made me into a Hank Aaron fan even tho I had never seen him play. But after last night its tough to be a fan of this dood.

I guess you could say he took the high road but I will say he took the bitch ass nigga road. If I did something as hard as breaking the home run record and then some guy who cheated broke it I wouldn't be like 'yo man congrats'. fuk that. And I'm a Bonds fan too. I love how the guy has basically been giving the finger to the media and baseball for almost a decade now. But that doesn't mean Hank should support him. Fuck all of this steroid talk who really cares it was just sad to see a dood who gave soo much to baseball be trotted out there like a bitch.

In 9 years when A-Rod breaks the home run record I can only hope Big Gay Barr is still alive so that he can be put in an awkward situation like they did to Hank where BGB has to be put on some kinda videotron thing and give a speech to A-Rod's greatness.

don't be mad ups is hiring

I'm pretty sure most would claim that my taste in music is odd but the people at my work are soo square. Sorry I don't want to hear "Summer of '69" for the 4,586 time this summer. Or that song by Queen about fat chicks. I am even sick of Mungo Jerry and I used to like that song "in the summmmertime" fuck you faggots you are killing my summer. Also U2. Man I hate me some U2 but it seems like every person in the bar is such big fans of U2. Everyone always has nice things to say about Ireland but man fuck that place. You guys are home of U2.

So when I try to throw a knuckleball into the mix Tom Candiotti style and play some Craig Mack please dont give me shit. Poor Craig Mack. "Flava In Ya Ear" is such a good tune. I hope he still has some "Flava In Ya Ear" money left over and gets to smoke some good kush or at least headies every day of the week with a lady friend who has a large arse and rude titties.

How come that bitch just paged me?

That last song on 'The College Dropout' where Kanye talks about getting his deal and stuff is awesome but the best part of it is when Kanye talks about Dame Dash saying that if things sucked they would just throw Cam'ron on every track and make it work. Obie Trice's 'Cheers' is like that but replace Cam'Ron with Eminem.

I mean its not that Obie Trice sucks (I mean I guess he kinda does) but its pretty obvious he couldn't handle a whole album and never would be able to. So what did they do? They threw everything on it and made it great. This is like the last great thing that anyone not named Young Buck from Shady/G-Unit/Aftermath has done. Every song is either a beat done by a big name guy or has a big name guy on it. And they all work.

"The Set Up" might be the last great Dre beat and Nate Dogg hook. The "Outro" might just be the last Eminem verse thats been worth half a shit.

My boy Dan put this on a few weeks ago when we were headed down the shore and boy does it all hold up. Pretty sure none of these people will every top any of this but its pretty much the best album from Shady/G-Unit/Aftermath.

I will argue this with anyone soo yeah if you don't have this you should get it and if you have it collecting dust somewhere you should pop it back in.