(Hey Mr. Carlin) He dead
(Tell me where have you been?) Eheh, He dead
(Cause they've been asking, they've been searching)
They've been wondering why?) I know, dude died
(Hey Mr. Carlin) Uh, He's dead
(Tell me where have you been?) Shitt, you know
(Cause they've been asking, they've been searching)
They've been wondering why?) Hahaha bad heart
Yeah
To you forever, from me to you
I heard somebody say "Carlin dead!" I'ma need 2 puke
I'ma need 2 cry I'ma need to die
Cuz GC was the reason I
Lived my life for each breath
Mocking dudes after each misstep
Why I wrote these tributes after each death
But with yall passing I step back and soak it in
Maybe I'm wrong for writin about dudes sin
Maybe I'm wrong for pokin about the Reaper Grim
Maybe I'm wrong for loling when yall croak
But I try to lighten the mood and for that I still joke
Knock Knock~ (Whos there?)
Not George Carlin thats for certain!
Old ass dood thought he funny for cursin
Makin jokes on the lord well you know he be hurtin (IN HELL!)
So uh tell me again what was those words that you can't say on the TV?
......uh well for you that all of em cuz you dead g!
Used to conduct Shinning Time Station but now you in hell straight bitchin
Too hot for ya? Shouldn't have acted like JC was too good for ya
And this is some real talk: you really sucked
GRRR IM OLD AND MAD EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE
Shoulda worked on the world making it more tolerable
Easy to criticize but not to fix
So I hope you sucken on a bag of dicks
(Hey Mr. Carlin) He dead
(Tell me where have you been?) Eheh, He dead
(Cause they've been asking, they've been searching)
They've been wondering why?) I know, haha dude died
(Hey Mr. Carlin) Uh, He's dead
(Tell me where have you been?) Shitt, you know
(Cause they've been asking, they've been searching)
They've been wondering why?) Hahaha
This is your moment and every single minute you spend trying to hold onto it
cause you may never get it again.
So while you’re in it try to get as much shit as you can
and Carlin's run is over just admit that its at its end
So I made me a list of the real kings of this biz
It goes, Dane Cook, D. Clay, Bill Maher and Carvey
Foxworthy, Leon from Curb, Stanhope, Gallagher and then me
Ain't got nothin on us cats and we got lots on you
we funny.... you just bitter
and we some living niggas you a dead dood with a bad ticker
George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin
George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin
Ya Dig
George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin
George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin
You a dead unfunny millionaire
now you smell worse than Phantom Lords pubic hair
your career compared to Richard Pryor's
just isn't fair
89 and still headlining an HBO special
even Dane Cook got one that ain't special
heard funnier shit on Wild N Out
Nick Cannon might be lending you a dollar
shoulda never messed with almighty Allah
George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin
George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin
motherfucker you ill
a million here a million there
six feet under no need for air
lost most of your hair
nene daddy's back back
George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin
George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin George Carlin
if comedy is dead
i am the embalming fluid
and i don't care who it be i'm steppin to it
noticed i say it
cuz to me it ain't shit
get..... it?
call me what you like trick
call me on my sidekick
never answer when it's private
man i hate a dead bitch
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Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Saturday, June 14, 2008
A MILLI
I was listening to the radio last night at work and DJ Cosmic Kev had a 15 min set of a bunch of the 'A Milli' remixes. The hottest beat since 'I Get Money' and everyone has done one. Heres some pointless rankings and thoughts on a bunch of them.
Cassidy - http://youtube.com/watch?v=zrOHv2BAJ9w
2 1/2 Milli's
Cass is a solid philly punchline rapper who seems like hes not going to reach the pop fame that he once looked like he was going too but hes starting to become a vet of the game. Cassidy as veteran rapper bitching about young ringtone rappers doesn't work for me. Cassidy drilling punchlines is what I want. This had too much of the latter and not enough of the former but he still had a bunch of good lines. "catch a case an start talkin like teddy ruxpin" If Cassidy wants to stick to being the punchline king of philly he needs to step his game up. He's a below Ab-Liva, Freck Billionaire, and Gillie Da Kid in the philly punchline power rankings right now.
Lil' Mama - http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZdntRUE4l_c
3 1/2 Milli's
Lil' Mama is the 'Lip Gloss' girl and she outshines many of the dudes who have done this 'A Milli' thing. After hearing this I'm about to give Lil' Mama the female rapper crown when Khia hangs up the mic. Very good work.
Jadakiss - http://youtube.com/watch?v=GlqoAE3y2tU
2 Milli's
Jada isn't really the guy to ride this beat and doesn't really know what to do with it. He just spits his typical D-Block Jada mixtape verse.
Cory Gunz - http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jxkso5ckb3I
5 Milli's
Why wasn't this on the album? Did Wayne drop the whole Milli album concept after Gunz murdered him on his own shit? Or was that just a syrup induced lie? The gold standard that all other A Milli remixes should be compared too. BARACK WITH THEM OBAMAS!!!
Mims - http://youtube.com/watch?v=uMvSc4K_b74
2 1/2 Milli's
The this is why I'm hot guy does a not so bad job and drills a couple punchlines. I've heard some not so bad stuff from Mims so maybe he can be the new Joe Budden and record a bunch of songs about how much it sucks to have a hit single under your belt.
Papoose - http://youtube.com/watch?v=UnLq94QfMbw
1 Milli
I want Papoose and Saigon to battle rap each other to death.
Gillie Da Kid Bump J Meek Millz Peedi Crakk - http://youtube.com/watch?v=JEj9PbOOK2k
4 Milli's
Gillie Da Kid has gone from bitter former ghostwriter for Lil Wayne to a guy whos made quite the buzz for himself in Philly. Peedi kills this like almost no other and the video (who records a video for a remix of a song?) is amazing with claymation fishes and crabs smoking blunts.
Fabolous - http://youtube.com/watch?v=q3vXgggPZ54
4 1/2 Milli's
Fabolous when hes on his game is the best punchline guy in the game. For whatever reason he always seems to be on his game in the summer and this is the peak of the Fabolous game. Drills punchline after punchline. This beat was made for him.
Jay - Z - http://youtube.com/watch?v=2jdP93GAydw
1 Milli's
While its kinda cool the king of hip hop would rap over this he doesn't do a very good job. Sounds like an old man who is desperately trying to stay hip and relevant. Jigga a Phil Collins reference isn't hip in the least dawg. Lil' Mama smokes Jay.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
mixtape about nothing quotable
I'm the best even when I'm cynical
Angle these beats like the Pentagon
Whenever my pen is on
Ain't nothing here minimal
Countin my bread
My account like a brunch at a Synagogue
Get it ya'll? Thats a whole lot of bagels
See me out the bay with San Quinn in the Beige Coup
A very bad man you can ask Babbo
I get Seinfeld with these rhyme skills
I'm Larry David give me my paper
This a Cos-Mo like Jerry Seineighbor
My Co-stanzas stand like Phantoms or Maybachs
You won't get a-lane if you can't can't rap
I hate rap like Kramer hate blacks
Still there's no label Wale ain't passed
And now I'm gonna leave though and everybody gasped
So Mark gave me a check and some dap
Saturday, May 31, 2008
around the world now i'm back again
arguing lil wayne's credentials for the crown of hip hop is a debate that has been waged online on every blog you click but one that has long since missed the point. while the initial hype following tha carter II and the dedication series might have been a bit premature he has earned his spot at the throne due to the sheer output of material unique swag and a rabid following unmatched in todays stale music industry. wayne isn't the best rapper alive by any definition of the words 'best' 'rapper' or 'alive' but for this era he will go down as its biggest star. so it shouldn't come as a shock to the wayne supporters why he has faced so much backlash. he represents a number of the problems with the era as a whole (kid rapper, southern rapper, ringtone rapper) he almost never makes a record of any substance, rarely makes much sense, and lacks a general point on his songs. these traits can be misconstrued as negatives when associated with wayne but they are also key reasons why he is the king. for all the garbage rappers who share more with wayne than they do with black thought he is the one who has emerged from the pack to become something else altogether turning these negatives into positives. wayne shouldn't be good at all he has too many holes in his game to be one of the best yet he is. his non sequitur stream of consciousness flow is what separates him from the pack of poseurs wannabes has-beens and never was rappers. in an industry where everyone sounds the same wayne is the voice of reason and insanity. he is my generations rapper.
for every fan riding wayne's dick over the past two years there have been countless others who have sought to challenge his rise. for those bloggers it would have been pure vindication if during their lonely and methodical pursuit they had discovered the evidence needed to forever discredit his standing. first came the pictures of him kissing birdman his father figure slash slave master. then came the allegations from gillie the kid of ghostwriting. then wayne was burned out and put out a mixtape using the vocoder t-pain popularized. the blogs were all set to declare this a flop before it came out but as usual poetic justice has no place in the world of rap.
hyperbole will be pilled on in both directions of tha carter III debate. neither are right. tha carter III is a masterful collection of the coked up insane ramblings of the hardest working man in show business during the youtube era. it is held back from classic status due to sub par radio singles especially the wyclef jean produced track but it has moments of brilliance. on 'mr. carter' wayne holds his own with jay-z. the rap equivalent of kobe keeping up with jordan during a pickup game. 'i heard somebody say church ima need a suit/ imma need a coop/ i wont need a roof/ flyer than beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice' you can hear the joy in wayne's voice on the song. he's come a long way from the prefix where he was a kid growing up rapping over his favorite rappers beats emulating his flow. on 'mr. carter' wayne is all grown up and the featured star of the show. if you can't enjoy an album that has references to stuart scott, aldolf hitler, macho man randy savage, dennis rodman, diego corrales, elian gonzalez, a song where wayne compares himself to martin luther king and asks to be assassinated like him, and a six minute rant at the end of 'Misunderstood' on why crack dealers shouldn't be sent to prison when pedos can get free along with a few minutes of dissing al sharpton for being a bad leader of the blacks all while smoking a blunt then you have no soul
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Don't Worry If I Write Rhymes, I Write Checks
the pre 9/11 rap world was a much lighter time a happier place filled with extravagant bling and flourishing commercial exposure. obviously things have only continued along this trend since but the industry has cooled off to the point where it seems that when an album is released and flops (and most of them do) the artists either blame a lack of promotion, the internet, and or both. todays rappers complain about the lack of success while taking shots at the rappers who have achieved what they strive to reach. p. diddy is often cited as a contributing factor to todays diminished rap landscape (both commercially and creatively) but it is my opinion that the rap world would be better off with more of mr. combs. say what you will about the lack of 'lyrical content' on his albums but diddy is the best marketing genius the rap world has ever seen. no song/video exemplifies this truth as much as p. diddy's 'bad boy for life'
for a time combs was one of the biggest celebrities in all of america. the type of rapper who was late night talk show famous. i dont mean that as any knock on combs either as there's only a handful of rappers who can make the leno, larry king, letterman rounds and hes at the top of that list. he was dating j-lo at the height of her own fame (and looks) and was involved in a major trial with big time lawyers backing him (rip johnnie cochran hollar at ya jew lawyers benjamin brafman). following his acquittal on those shooting charges ( I don't like the way P. Diddy did Shyne with different lawyers - the rappin bill cosby) and breakup with lopez combs switched up the name to p. diddy and dropped The Saga Continues.
The Saga Continues is the last real rap album puff has put out to date and its lead single is a crowning achievement of this style of music. 'bad boy for life' is such an epic mess of everything that is wrong with music and yet i find it impossible not to love. the video opens in perfectown usa with dark clouds brewing (a sign of the darkness that is about to consume the neighborhood). the bad boy crew rolls up in a fleet of cars with what appears to be secret service agents making sure its safe for diddy to get out. get the irony? the white people in the neighborhood are doing white things like getting the newspaper (LOOL @ READING) and making sure their lawns are well kept. the bad boy moving company helps move them in including a wheelbarrow filled with cristal, an all black leather couch with puffs records resting on it and one of the white neighbors faints at the sight of these bad boys (aka negros) moving in.
to say the video is over the top would be a gross understatement. this was diddy's coming out party to white america and he did an amazing job having it filled with all sorts of cameos: dave navarro backing diddys garage band, pat o'brien playing a peeping tom years before his voicemails, snoop, ice cube, xzibit, fonzworth bentley playing the role of bagger vance for diddys roof made driving range, ben stiller bitching about said roof driving range, mike tyson riding a harley, and shaq who helps diddy school some white losers in a pickup game.
the video ends with diddy throwing a legendary block party, capped off with diddy jumping over 5 cars on a motorcycle. an image that can represent the 'jumping the shark' of rap music and the dawn of a new era. in the morning diddy wakes up to get the newspaper (conforming to the standards of white america) and his neighbors are accepting of him and the style he represents. no longer an outsider diddy stands in his bathrobe shaking his head as crazy town moves in on the block. diddy remarks 'there goes the neighborhood' foreshadowing the pop world's short lasting affair with the rap industry, crazy town, and his newfound mainstream america acceptance.
P. Diddy ft Black Rob & Mark Curry - Bad Boy For Life
http://www.zshare.net/audio/120733097134751a/
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
BWT's CHARLES BARKLEY GAMBLING DEBT MIX VOL.1
1.Charles the dumbass
2.Pastor Troy ft Ludacris - You Don't Wanna
3.The Cool Kids - Oscar
4.Young Jeezy ft Kanye West - Put On
5.Charles holds his breath for 9 mins
6.Rich Boy- Haters Wish
7.Cory Gunz - Green Lantern freestyle
8. Sheek Louch - Good Love
9.fake christians
10.The Roots ft Mos Def & Styles P - Rising Down
11.Nas - War is Necessary
12.G. Malone ft Lil Wayne & Baby - Haters
13.Nelly, Consequence, Murphy Lee - Rap City Freestyle
14.Paula Abdul and Josh Howard's weed
15.LOX - Blow Your Mind (remix)
16.N.E.R.D ft Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, Pusha T - Everyone Nose (remix)
17.they play for the sooners or the hornets
18.Nas - Be A Nigger Too
19.Joe Budden - Set it Off
20.golden state the city sucks
21.Too $hort - Blow the whistle
well worth over $400,000
http://www.sendspace.com/file/unjewr
Friday, February 29, 2008
barack obama gangsta headdress mix vol 1
Myspace Glitter Graphics
1. Rick Ross ft R. Kelly - Speedin
2. Peedi Peedi ft Gillie da Kid, Bump J - Pretty Girls In the VIP
3. Wale ft Bun B - Go Mode
4.Lupe Fiasco - Superstar
5.The Cool Kids - Gold and a Pager
6. Joe Budden - 4 Walls
7.Gillie Da Kid ft Black Deniro, Oschino, Peedi Peedi - Superman (remix)
8. Shawty Lo ft Ludacris, Young Jeezy, Lil Wayne - Dey Know (remix)
9. M.I.A. ft Bun B, Rich Boy - Paper Planes (remix)
10. Rich Boy ft. John Legend, Lil Wayne, Nas - Ghetto Rich (remix)
11. Jay- Z/A Tribe Called Quest - Sweet vs Can I Kick it? (Classic Gangster mashup)
12. Re- Up Gang - 20k Money Making Brothers On The Corner
13. Mick Boogie/9th Wonder - Two Words/ Imagine mix
14. CRS - Us Placers
15. Rick Ross ft. Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy, Trick Daddy - Luxury Tax
http://www.sendspace.com/file/5b0xkp
Friday, February 22, 2008
changing tides abound at yee ole westchester pike: aka an open letter to a brave man who gave up drinking and picked up the bible
"Men make history and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better." - Former President William Henry Harrison (served just one month in office)
When I was first informed of your departure from Barnaby's of America Havertown PA 19083, it was, I believe a Friday night and you were the one telling me so. Words cannot express the shock that filled my body. Trying to conjure up a moment from my past to compare it to would leave me cold and unaccomplished. You spoke in such hushed tones that I was surprised a man of your stature was seeking me out as a confidant. In such a short time I had seen firsthand the remarkable works you had accomplished. I believe the above quote sums up your time at 'Da Barn' so well. While you may have only had a short time as the third musketeer your works were unparalleled. I cannot begin to tell you how many times I have overhead the staff chit chatting about you. When we lost Dan Ramano many questioned how we would ever cope and replace him. You stepped up to the plate and proved that you were up to the task. Nowadays you are the talk of the town so to speak and Dan Ramano is a mere afterthought. But now we are left to clean up the pieces of a once proud empire. Will any of us soon forget the December we spent together? I suspect no. And while you move on to bigger and better things I hope you rest easy at night knowing that the staff of Barnaby's of America Havertown PA 19083 is stuck in a perpetual case of 'Hotel California Syndrome'.
"You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!"
Leaving is a Pyrrhic victory indeed! May you achieve all your goals and leave no stone unturned in your quest for young bints and the riches of the world~!.
When I was first informed of your departure from Barnaby's of America Havertown PA 19083, it was, I believe a Friday night and you were the one telling me so. Words cannot express the shock that filled my body. Trying to conjure up a moment from my past to compare it to would leave me cold and unaccomplished. You spoke in such hushed tones that I was surprised a man of your stature was seeking me out as a confidant. In such a short time I had seen firsthand the remarkable works you had accomplished. I believe the above quote sums up your time at 'Da Barn' so well. While you may have only had a short time as the third musketeer your works were unparalleled. I cannot begin to tell you how many times I have overhead the staff chit chatting about you. When we lost Dan Ramano many questioned how we would ever cope and replace him. You stepped up to the plate and proved that you were up to the task. Nowadays you are the talk of the town so to speak and Dan Ramano is a mere afterthought. But now we are left to clean up the pieces of a once proud empire. Will any of us soon forget the December we spent together? I suspect no. And while you move on to bigger and better things I hope you rest easy at night knowing that the staff of Barnaby's of America Havertown PA 19083 is stuck in a perpetual case of 'Hotel California Syndrome'.
"You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!"
Leaving is a Pyrrhic victory indeed! May you achieve all your goals and leave no stone unturned in your quest for young bints and the riches of the world~!.
Friday, February 8, 2008
mtv realty tv sho pitch
mtv reality tv sho pitch
title: bros vs hoes
premise: dood has to choose between his hoe or his bro after a series of events
synopsis: quick cut to broish character shooting hoops/surfing/playing poker let us call him tyler 'man my bro jake is such a vagine he is always hanging out with his female and he is mad whipped its time to make him pick between his bicapaeplison brother or that hoe'
quick cut to hoeish character cutting hair or something that females do for wages let us call her brenda 'tyler is a bad influence on jake he is always trying to take him out to titty bars and cheat its time for him to pick between the two'
cut to our hosts who would be a modern day daniel cortez daisy fuentes pair at jakes house laying down the rules. first jake will go on a guys nite out with his bro tyler then the next day he will go out with his hoe. then he must pick between his bro or .... his hoe
commercial break for axe body deodorant text 554 for tpain call tone astrive student loans mtv show schedule road rules real world challenge cyber death cage match
cut to jake and tyler at a batting cage go cart driving range type place insert jokes on hoe and lines about how whipped jake is. modern day dainel cortez joins the bros for a trip to the bar where they do shots of jägermeister and cut more jokes on brenda with cool handshakes in between
cut to shot of brenda watching events unfold with modern day daisy fuentes both ripping up tyler and modern day dainel cortez (sexual tension between the modern day dainel cortez/ daisy fuentes characters is a major selling point of the series)
cut to shot of jake getting dropped off by his bro tyler but not before tyler can relay the story about the time they bonged half a 40 together at the frat end guys night out with them doing a black person hug
commercial break for future ryan rennolds film vh1 cooning show mtv news break with john norris spotting new hair cut that makes him slightly resemble perez hilton with lower t cell count
cut to brenda and jake arriving at jujitsu combat facility with modern day daisy fuentes in tow. flirtation galore jake allows brenda to tap him perhaps as a sign of things to come or as a hidden commentary on they're sexual life?
cut to tyler and modern day daniel cortez ripping into jake for letting a female win at anything since they are not as skilled as men with anything especially combat sports
cut to brenda dropping off jake back at his crib she leaves him with a kiss something the bro cannot provide..or can he?
commercial break for jumper staring samuel l jackson christopher walken larry the cable guy by the creators of the bourne boredom new alycia keys album that will sell 12 copies and open at #1 and bevis and butthead 2k8 teaser shots include the duo watching mtv 2 videos commenting on chamilionare
stage set with brenda and tyler both having made their move on jake it is now time to choose
jake to tyler 'bro u kno u my bro an my frat brother an i had a great time....but she is my girlfriend'
jake to brenda 'babi u kno u my babi an not just a hoe 2 me but jake is my bro....'
cut to closeups on modern day daniel cortez and modern day daisy fuentes both rooting on they genders
commercial break for real world ottawa ad 'will denishardrna confront her rapist? or will she have to leave the house do to trauma'
return to show tensions are high jake has made his mind
'sorry brenda u were a nice slam piece but i gota go BROS b4 HOES~'
shot of jake tyler and modern day daniel cortez doing exploding handshake lifted from the office without the irony
shot of modern day daisy fuentes consoling brenda in her bosom. brenda gets in a parting one liner that was too good to be off the top and surely written by an underpaid intern
roll credits with the newest fall out boy song
tha end
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
sam the eagle has no faith in the black man
bball7152 (3:03:49 PM): I have a story for you
tshman122 (3:03:51 PM): shoot it
bball7152 (3:04:03 PM): my family went to south beach 3 to 4 years ago
bball7152 (3:04:10 PM): and me and michael were walking around
bball7152 (3:04:20 PM): and these two black ass motherfuckers walked up to us with a shitty boombox
bball7152 (3:04:30 PM): and michael said "no thanak you" and walked away
bball7152 (3:04:35 PM): I stayed
bball7152 (3:04:46 PM): and they started talking about how they were trying to be rappers, trying to make it and all this shit
bball7152 (3:05:03 PM): that they were "conscious hip hop".....gee, I wonder why they came up to me....
tshman122 (3:05:14 PM): hahahahahahah
bball7152 (3:05:21 PM): they played a song for me on their boombox
bball7152 (3:05:39 PM): and it kind of sucked, but it was kind of good, and they were cool dudes, so I decided to be a nice guy and bought a cd from them
bball7152 (3:05:43 PM): it's been sitting in my garage ever since
bball7152 (3:05:46 PM): I listened to it once
bball7152 (3:05:48 PM): it kind of sucked
bball7152 (3:05:52 PM): michael made fun of me
bball7152 (3:05:53 PM): a lot
bball7152 (3:05:55 PM): until today
bball7152 (3:06:14 PM): I checked out nahright.com like I do once every month or so to see if anythign interesting is happening
bball7152 (3:06:26 PM): and I see a video for "Duo Live ft. Talib Kweli"
bball7152 (3:06:35 PM): and I click it, because I like talib sometimes, when he's not gay
bball7152 (3:06:46 PM): and I think, these two nigs look so familliar
bball7152 (3:06:50 PM): then I look at hte name again
bball7152 (3:06:51 PM): duo live
bball7152 (3:06:55 PM): that looks fucking familliar
bball7152 (3:06:58 PM): then the album name
bball7152 (3:07:01 PM): the color of money
bball7152 (3:07:08 PM): it's the same fucking dudes, the same fucking cd
bball7152 (3:07:10 PM): they made it
tshman122 (3:07:12 PM): hahahahahahahaha
bball7152 (3:07:20 PM): I called michael 10 minutes ago
bball7152 (3:07:28 PM): I called my mom before to go out in the garage and make sure
bball7152 (3:07:31 PM): it's them
bball7152 (3:07:46 PM): they actually made it
bball7152 (3:07:52 PM): I'm like proud and inspired
bball7152 (3:08:20 PM): and the song and video is actually pretty decent
bball7152 (3:08:22 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90_jvI9h62M&eurl=http://nahright.com/news/
bball7152 (3:08:24 PM): tht's it
tshman122 (3:10:21 PM): this is such a good story and i am digging this song
bball7152 (3:10:49 PM): I know
bball7152 (3:11:00 PM): dude, they are going on tour with krs one and public enemy
bball7152 (3:11:03 PM): it's on their myspace
bball7152 (3:11:14 PM): I want to go to a show, and tell them about this
tshman122 (3:12:21 PM): AIM CONVO OF THE DAY RITE HERE~
tshman122 (3:12:25 PM): thats amazing
bball7152 (3:12:53 PM): maybe Beautiful Black Children will make it too
bball7152 (3:12:57 PM): and go on tour with Duo Live
tshman122 (3:13:26 PM): we can only hope we can only hope
tshman122 (3:03:51 PM): shoot it
bball7152 (3:04:03 PM): my family went to south beach 3 to 4 years ago
bball7152 (3:04:10 PM): and me and michael were walking around
bball7152 (3:04:20 PM): and these two black ass motherfuckers walked up to us with a shitty boombox
bball7152 (3:04:30 PM): and michael said "no thanak you" and walked away
bball7152 (3:04:35 PM): I stayed
bball7152 (3:04:46 PM): and they started talking about how they were trying to be rappers, trying to make it and all this shit
bball7152 (3:05:03 PM): that they were "conscious hip hop".....gee, I wonder why they came up to me....
tshman122 (3:05:14 PM): hahahahahahah
bball7152 (3:05:21 PM): they played a song for me on their boombox
bball7152 (3:05:39 PM): and it kind of sucked, but it was kind of good, and they were cool dudes, so I decided to be a nice guy and bought a cd from them
bball7152 (3:05:43 PM): it's been sitting in my garage ever since
bball7152 (3:05:46 PM): I listened to it once
bball7152 (3:05:48 PM): it kind of sucked
bball7152 (3:05:52 PM): michael made fun of me
bball7152 (3:05:53 PM): a lot
bball7152 (3:05:55 PM): until today
bball7152 (3:06:14 PM): I checked out nahright.com like I do once every month or so to see if anythign interesting is happening
bball7152 (3:06:26 PM): and I see a video for "Duo Live ft. Talib Kweli"
bball7152 (3:06:35 PM): and I click it, because I like talib sometimes, when he's not gay
bball7152 (3:06:46 PM): and I think, these two nigs look so familliar
bball7152 (3:06:50 PM): then I look at hte name again
bball7152 (3:06:51 PM): duo live
bball7152 (3:06:55 PM): that looks fucking familliar
bball7152 (3:06:58 PM): then the album name
bball7152 (3:07:01 PM): the color of money
bball7152 (3:07:08 PM): it's the same fucking dudes, the same fucking cd
bball7152 (3:07:10 PM): they made it
tshman122 (3:07:12 PM): hahahahahahahaha
bball7152 (3:07:20 PM): I called michael 10 minutes ago
bball7152 (3:07:28 PM): I called my mom before to go out in the garage and make sure
bball7152 (3:07:31 PM): it's them
bball7152 (3:07:46 PM): they actually made it
bball7152 (3:07:52 PM): I'm like proud and inspired
bball7152 (3:08:20 PM): and the song and video is actually pretty decent
bball7152 (3:08:22 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90_jvI9h62M&eurl=http://nahright.com/news/
bball7152 (3:08:24 PM): tht's it
tshman122 (3:10:21 PM): this is such a good story and i am digging this song
bball7152 (3:10:49 PM): I know
bball7152 (3:11:00 PM): dude, they are going on tour with krs one and public enemy
bball7152 (3:11:03 PM): it's on their myspace
bball7152 (3:11:14 PM): I want to go to a show, and tell them about this
tshman122 (3:12:21 PM): AIM CONVO OF THE DAY RITE HERE~
tshman122 (3:12:25 PM): thats amazing
bball7152 (3:12:53 PM): maybe Beautiful Black Children will make it too
bball7152 (3:12:57 PM): and go on tour with Duo Live
tshman122 (3:13:26 PM): we can only hope we can only hope
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
this must be a lucid dream
part 1
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgeeeeeeee
part 2
yoooooo did u hear about barton he's really growing up
part 3
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=29938
ay barton a pregnant woman falls into a coma and when she wakes up shes not pregnant anymore and the dr comes in dont worry he says the birth was a success you have one girl and one boy your brother named them while you were asleep the girl is called denise an whats the boy called she asks 'danephew'
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgeeeeeeee
part 2
yoooooo did u hear about barton he's really growing up
part 3
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=29938
ay barton a pregnant woman falls into a coma and when she wakes up shes not pregnant anymore and the dr comes in dont worry he says the birth was a success you have one girl and one boy your brother named them while you were asleep the girl is called denise an whats the boy called she asks 'danephew'
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
the final ewb 25
people got lazy (myself included) and stuff soo this will be the last 25 topic huge hip hop thing from the ewb fellas from now on i think we're just going to do 10 things whenever we get 10 things done and eventually that will become like 2 1/2 things or something i dunno but this is a big year end awards type thing. i read it and thought it was pretty good even if it wasn't what i thought it would be when i came up with the idear but you can read it here and decide for yourself:
http://dumpindumpin.blogspot.com/2008/01/expert-whiteboy-analysis-monthly-25.html
http://dumpindumpin.blogspot.com/2008/01/expert-whiteboy-analysis-monthly-25.html
the consequences of being a black man who is a large tipper with a nickname of a popular old school arcade game
yo let me drop a little of the kige ramsey that is in each and all of us and speak on my man pacman for a minute
when will the biased sporting world coverage of pacman end? you tell me which of these two scenarios is more likely
a. mr. jones was jacked by one of the bouncers at the 'Body Tap' then this hood rat made up this story to cover for it
or
b. a classy lawyer broad was at a titty bar late one thursday night (something all great female lawyers do) in some sweet pant suit just hanging out enjoying the atmosphere when pacman jones got all gully with her for no reason since he's just a horrible human being and knocked her silly
adam and i have much in common: we live our life for football, pro wrestling, and making it rain for RATS is he so much different from you and i?
please take all the negative words spoken by angry sports reporters that are sure to come at my man with this in mind: when on the road i am sure the skip bayless's of the world are also known for making it rain in hopes of securing some late night slam piece
so quit listening to these jealous hypocrite fraud fucks and realize that this is a man being persecuted for his enjoyment of good times involving the art form that the nude female body represents
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Saturday, January 5, 2008
'portis says he talks to sean taylor'
todays game was like this: 12th man sean taylor seattle sean taylor joe gibbs mike homelgreenren sean taylor sean taylor sean taylor todd collins 10 years seattle 12th man sean taylor sean taylor sean taylor seattle portis sean taylor sean taylor lofa toupiou sean taylor keith olberman sean taylor sean taylor sean taylor todd collins todd collins pick portis sean taylor joe gibbs sean taylor sean taylor sean taylor sean taylor
Friday, January 4, 2008
i didn't know she had a boyfriend so the door i pointed her too
http://www.zshare.net/audio/61890139cb9520/
the best song of 2007 no shock it comes from outcast
the best song of 2007 no shock it comes from outcast
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