Wednesday, January 16, 2008

the consequences of being a black man who is a large tipper with a nickname of a popular old school arcade game



yo let me drop a little of the kige ramsey that is in each and all of us and speak on my man pacman for a minute

when will the biased sporting world coverage of pacman end? you tell me which of these two scenarios is more likely

a. mr. jones was jacked by one of the bouncers at the 'Body Tap' then this hood rat made up this story to cover for it

or

b. a classy lawyer broad was at a titty bar late one thursday night (something all great female lawyers do) in some sweet pant suit just hanging out enjoying the atmosphere when pacman jones got all gully with her for no reason since he's just a horrible human being and knocked her silly

adam and i have much in common: we live our life for football, pro wrestling, and making it rain for RATS is he so much different from you and i?

please take all the negative words spoken by angry sports reporters that are sure to come at my man with this in mind: when on the road i am sure the skip bayless's of the world are also known for making it rain in hopes of securing some late night slam piece

so quit listening to these jealous hypocrite fraud fucks and realize that this is a man being persecuted for his enjoyment of good times involving the art form that the nude female body represents

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