Friday, February 29, 2008
barack obama gangsta headdress mix vol 1
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1. Rick Ross ft R. Kelly - Speedin
2. Peedi Peedi ft Gillie da Kid, Bump J - Pretty Girls In the VIP
3. Wale ft Bun B - Go Mode
4.Lupe Fiasco - Superstar
5.The Cool Kids - Gold and a Pager
6. Joe Budden - 4 Walls
7.Gillie Da Kid ft Black Deniro, Oschino, Peedi Peedi - Superman (remix)
8. Shawty Lo ft Ludacris, Young Jeezy, Lil Wayne - Dey Know (remix)
9. M.I.A. ft Bun B, Rich Boy - Paper Planes (remix)
10. Rich Boy ft. John Legend, Lil Wayne, Nas - Ghetto Rich (remix)
11. Jay- Z/A Tribe Called Quest - Sweet vs Can I Kick it? (Classic Gangster mashup)
12. Re- Up Gang - 20k Money Making Brothers On The Corner
13. Mick Boogie/9th Wonder - Two Words/ Imagine mix
14. CRS - Us Placers
15. Rick Ross ft. Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy, Trick Daddy - Luxury Tax
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Friday, February 22, 2008
changing tides abound at yee ole westchester pike: aka an open letter to a brave man who gave up drinking and picked up the bible
"Men make history and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better." - Former President William Henry Harrison (served just one month in office)
When I was first informed of your departure from Barnaby's of America Havertown PA 19083, it was, I believe a Friday night and you were the one telling me so. Words cannot express the shock that filled my body. Trying to conjure up a moment from my past to compare it to would leave me cold and unaccomplished. You spoke in such hushed tones that I was surprised a man of your stature was seeking me out as a confidant. In such a short time I had seen firsthand the remarkable works you had accomplished. I believe the above quote sums up your time at 'Da Barn' so well. While you may have only had a short time as the third musketeer your works were unparalleled. I cannot begin to tell you how many times I have overhead the staff chit chatting about you. When we lost Dan Ramano many questioned how we would ever cope and replace him. You stepped up to the plate and proved that you were up to the task. Nowadays you are the talk of the town so to speak and Dan Ramano is a mere afterthought. But now we are left to clean up the pieces of a once proud empire. Will any of us soon forget the December we spent together? I suspect no. And while you move on to bigger and better things I hope you rest easy at night knowing that the staff of Barnaby's of America Havertown PA 19083 is stuck in a perpetual case of 'Hotel California Syndrome'.
"You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!"
Leaving is a Pyrrhic victory indeed! May you achieve all your goals and leave no stone unturned in your quest for young bints and the riches of the world~!.
When I was first informed of your departure from Barnaby's of America Havertown PA 19083, it was, I believe a Friday night and you were the one telling me so. Words cannot express the shock that filled my body. Trying to conjure up a moment from my past to compare it to would leave me cold and unaccomplished. You spoke in such hushed tones that I was surprised a man of your stature was seeking me out as a confidant. In such a short time I had seen firsthand the remarkable works you had accomplished. I believe the above quote sums up your time at 'Da Barn' so well. While you may have only had a short time as the third musketeer your works were unparalleled. I cannot begin to tell you how many times I have overhead the staff chit chatting about you. When we lost Dan Ramano many questioned how we would ever cope and replace him. You stepped up to the plate and proved that you were up to the task. Nowadays you are the talk of the town so to speak and Dan Ramano is a mere afterthought. But now we are left to clean up the pieces of a once proud empire. Will any of us soon forget the December we spent together? I suspect no. And while you move on to bigger and better things I hope you rest easy at night knowing that the staff of Barnaby's of America Havertown PA 19083 is stuck in a perpetual case of 'Hotel California Syndrome'.
"You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!"
Leaving is a Pyrrhic victory indeed! May you achieve all your goals and leave no stone unturned in your quest for young bints and the riches of the world~!.
Friday, February 8, 2008
mtv realty tv sho pitch
mtv reality tv sho pitch
title: bros vs hoes
premise: dood has to choose between his hoe or his bro after a series of events
synopsis: quick cut to broish character shooting hoops/surfing/playing poker let us call him tyler 'man my bro jake is such a vagine he is always hanging out with his female and he is mad whipped its time to make him pick between his bicapaeplison brother or that hoe'
quick cut to hoeish character cutting hair or something that females do for wages let us call her brenda 'tyler is a bad influence on jake he is always trying to take him out to titty bars and cheat its time for him to pick between the two'
cut to our hosts who would be a modern day daniel cortez daisy fuentes pair at jakes house laying down the rules. first jake will go on a guys nite out with his bro tyler then the next day he will go out with his hoe. then he must pick between his bro or .... his hoe
commercial break for axe body deodorant text 554 for tpain call tone astrive student loans mtv show schedule road rules real world challenge cyber death cage match
cut to jake and tyler at a batting cage go cart driving range type place insert jokes on hoe and lines about how whipped jake is. modern day dainel cortez joins the bros for a trip to the bar where they do shots of jägermeister and cut more jokes on brenda with cool handshakes in between
cut to shot of brenda watching events unfold with modern day daisy fuentes both ripping up tyler and modern day dainel cortez (sexual tension between the modern day dainel cortez/ daisy fuentes characters is a major selling point of the series)
cut to shot of jake getting dropped off by his bro tyler but not before tyler can relay the story about the time they bonged half a 40 together at the frat end guys night out with them doing a black person hug
commercial break for future ryan rennolds film vh1 cooning show mtv news break with john norris spotting new hair cut that makes him slightly resemble perez hilton with lower t cell count
cut to brenda and jake arriving at jujitsu combat facility with modern day daisy fuentes in tow. flirtation galore jake allows brenda to tap him perhaps as a sign of things to come or as a hidden commentary on they're sexual life?
cut to tyler and modern day daniel cortez ripping into jake for letting a female win at anything since they are not as skilled as men with anything especially combat sports
cut to brenda dropping off jake back at his crib she leaves him with a kiss something the bro cannot provide..or can he?
commercial break for jumper staring samuel l jackson christopher walken larry the cable guy by the creators of the bourne boredom new alycia keys album that will sell 12 copies and open at #1 and bevis and butthead 2k8 teaser shots include the duo watching mtv 2 videos commenting on chamilionare
stage set with brenda and tyler both having made their move on jake it is now time to choose
jake to tyler 'bro u kno u my bro an my frat brother an i had a great time....but she is my girlfriend'
jake to brenda 'babi u kno u my babi an not just a hoe 2 me but jake is my bro....'
cut to closeups on modern day daniel cortez and modern day daisy fuentes both rooting on they genders
commercial break for real world ottawa ad 'will denishardrna confront her rapist? or will she have to leave the house do to trauma'
return to show tensions are high jake has made his mind
'sorry brenda u were a nice slam piece but i gota go BROS b4 HOES~'
shot of jake tyler and modern day daniel cortez doing exploding handshake lifted from the office without the irony
shot of modern day daisy fuentes consoling brenda in her bosom. brenda gets in a parting one liner that was too good to be off the top and surely written by an underpaid intern
roll credits with the newest fall out boy song
tha end
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