(Hey Mr. Carlin) He dead
(Tell me where have you been?) Eheh, He dead
(Cause they've been asking, they've been searching)
They've been wondering why?) I know, dude died
(Hey Mr. Carlin) Uh, He's dead
(Tell me where have you been?) Shitt, you know
(Cause they've been asking, they've been searching)
They've been wondering why?) Hahaha bad heart
Yeah
To you forever, from me to you
I heard somebody say "Carlin dead!" I'ma need 2 puke
I'ma need 2 cry I'ma need to die
Cuz GC was the reason I
Lived my life for each breath
Mocking dudes after each misstep
Why I wrote these tributes after each death
But with yall passing I step back and soak it in
Maybe I'm wrong for writin about dudes sin
Maybe I'm wrong for pokin about the Reaper Grim
Maybe I'm wrong for loling when yall croak
But I try to lighten the mood and for that I still joke
Knock Knock~ (Whos there?)
Not George Carlin thats for certain!
Old ass dood thought he funny for cursin
Makin jokes on the lord well you know he be hurtin (IN HELL!)
So uh tell me again what was those words that you can't say on the TV?
......uh well for you that all of em cuz you dead g!
Used to conduct Shinning Time Station but now you in hell straight bitchin
Too hot for ya? Shouldn't have acted like JC was too good for ya
And this is some real talk: you really sucked
GRRR IM OLD AND MAD EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE
Shoulda worked on the world making it more tolerable
Easy to criticize but not to fix
So I hope you sucken on a bag of dicks
(Hey Mr. Carlin) He dead
(Tell me where have you been?) Eheh, He dead
(Cause they've been asking, they've been searching)
They've been wondering why?) I know, haha dude died
(Hey Mr. Carlin) Uh, He's dead
(Tell me where have you been?) Shitt, you know
(Cause they've been asking, they've been searching)
They've been wondering why?) Hahaha
This is your moment and every single minute you spend trying to hold onto it
cause you may never get it again.
So while you’re in it try to get as much shit as you can
and Carlin's run is over just admit that its at its end
So I made me a list of the real kings of this biz
It goes, Dane Cook, D. Clay, Bill Maher and Carvey
Foxworthy, Leon from Curb, Stanhope, Gallagher and then me
Ain't got nothin on us cats and we got lots on you
we funny.... you just bitter
and we some living niggas you a dead dood with a bad ticker
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You a dead unfunny millionaire
now you smell worse than Phantom Lords pubic hair
your career compared to Richard Pryor's
just isn't fair
89 and still headlining an HBO special
even Dane Cook got one that ain't special
heard funnier shit on Wild N Out
Nick Cannon might be lending you a dollar
shoulda never messed with almighty Allah
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motherfucker you ill
a million here a million there
six feet under no need for air
lost most of your hair
nene daddy's back back
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if comedy is dead
i am the embalming fluid
and i don't care who it be i'm steppin to it
noticed i say it
cuz to me it ain't shit
get..... it?
call me what you like trick
call me on my sidekick
never answer when it's private
man i hate a dead bitch
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Tuesday, July 1, 2008
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