Saturday, May 31, 2008

around the world now i'm back again



arguing lil wayne's credentials for the crown of hip hop is a debate that has been waged online on every blog you click but one that has long since missed the point. while the initial hype following tha carter II and the dedication series might have been a bit premature he has earned his spot at the throne due to the sheer output of material unique swag and a rabid following unmatched in todays stale music industry. wayne isn't the best rapper alive by any definition of the words 'best' 'rapper' or 'alive' but for this era he will go down as its biggest star. so it shouldn't come as a shock to the wayne supporters why he has faced so much backlash. he represents a number of the problems with the era as a whole (kid rapper, southern rapper, ringtone rapper) he almost never makes a record of any substance, rarely makes much sense, and lacks a general point on his songs. these traits can be misconstrued as negatives when associated with wayne but they are also key reasons why he is the king. for all the garbage rappers who share more with wayne than they do with black thought he is the one who has emerged from the pack to become something else altogether turning these negatives into positives. wayne shouldn't be good at all he has too many holes in his game to be one of the best yet he is. his non sequitur stream of consciousness flow is what separates him from the pack of poseurs wannabes has-beens and never was rappers. in an industry where everyone sounds the same wayne is the voice of reason and insanity. he is my generations rapper.

for every fan riding wayne's dick over the past two years there have been countless others who have sought to challenge his rise. for those bloggers it would have been pure vindication if during their lonely and methodical pursuit they had discovered the evidence needed to forever discredit his standing. first came the pictures of him kissing birdman his father figure slash slave master. then came the allegations from gillie the kid of ghostwriting. then wayne was burned out and put out a mixtape using the vocoder t-pain popularized. the blogs were all set to declare this a flop before it came out but as usual poetic justice has no place in the world of rap.

hyperbole will be pilled on in both directions of tha carter III debate. neither are right. tha carter III is a masterful collection of the coked up insane ramblings of the hardest working man in show business during the youtube era. it is held back from classic status due to sub par radio singles especially the wyclef jean produced track but it has moments of brilliance. on 'mr. carter' wayne holds his own with jay-z. the rap equivalent of kobe keeping up with jordan during a pickup game. 'i heard somebody say church ima need a suit/ imma need a coop/ i wont need a roof/ flyer than beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice' you can hear the joy in wayne's voice on the song. he's come a long way from the prefix where he was a kid growing up rapping over his favorite rappers beats emulating his flow. on 'mr. carter' wayne is all grown up and the featured star of the show. if you can't enjoy an album that has references to stuart scott, aldolf hitler, macho man randy savage, dennis rodman, diego corrales, elian gonzalez, a song where wayne compares himself to martin luther king and asks to be assassinated like him, and a six minute rant at the end of 'Misunderstood' on why crack dealers shouldn't be sent to prison when pedos can get free along with a few minutes of dissing al sharpton for being a bad leader of the blacks all while smoking a blunt then you have no soul

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Media Approval Ratings: Marv Alberts kid



marv alberts sex slave should have swallowed him

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Don't Worry If I Write Rhymes, I Write Checks



the pre 9/11 rap world was a much lighter time a happier place filled with extravagant bling and flourishing commercial exposure. obviously things have only continued along this trend since but the industry has cooled off to the point where it seems that when an album is released and flops (and most of them do) the artists either blame a lack of promotion, the internet, and or both. todays rappers complain about the lack of success while taking shots at the rappers who have achieved what they strive to reach. p. diddy is often cited as a contributing factor to todays diminished rap landscape (both commercially and creatively) but it is my opinion that the rap world would be better off with more of mr. combs. say what you will about the lack of 'lyrical content' on his albums but diddy is the best marketing genius the rap world has ever seen. no song/video exemplifies this truth as much as p. diddy's 'bad boy for life'

for a time combs was one of the biggest celebrities in all of america. the type of rapper who was late night talk show famous. i dont mean that as any knock on combs either as there's only a handful of rappers who can make the leno, larry king, letterman rounds and hes at the top of that list. he was dating j-lo at the height of her own fame (and looks) and was involved in a major trial with big time lawyers backing him (rip johnnie cochran hollar at ya jew lawyers benjamin brafman). following his acquittal on those shooting charges ( I don't like the way P. Diddy did Shyne with different lawyers - the rappin bill cosby) and breakup with lopez combs switched up the name to p. diddy and dropped The Saga Continues.

The Saga Continues is the last real rap album puff has put out to date and its lead single is a crowning achievement of this style of music. 'bad boy for life' is such an epic mess of everything that is wrong with music and yet i find it impossible not to love. the video opens in perfectown usa with dark clouds brewing (a sign of the darkness that is about to consume the neighborhood). the bad boy crew rolls up in a fleet of cars with what appears to be secret service agents making sure its safe for diddy to get out. get the irony? the white people in the neighborhood are doing white things like getting the newspaper (LOOL @ READING) and making sure their lawns are well kept. the bad boy moving company helps move them in including a wheelbarrow filled with cristal, an all black leather couch with puffs records resting on it and one of the white neighbors faints at the sight of these bad boys (aka negros) moving in.

to say the video is over the top would be a gross understatement. this was diddy's coming out party to white america and he did an amazing job having it filled with all sorts of cameos: dave navarro backing diddys garage band, pat o'brien playing a peeping tom years before his voicemails, snoop, ice cube, xzibit, fonzworth bentley playing the role of bagger vance for diddys roof made driving range, ben stiller bitching about said roof driving range, mike tyson riding a harley, and shaq who helps diddy school some white losers in a pickup game.

the video ends with diddy throwing a legendary block party, capped off with diddy jumping over 5 cars on a motorcycle. an image that can represent the 'jumping the shark' of rap music and the dawn of a new era. in the morning diddy wakes up to get the newspaper (conforming to the standards of white america) and his neighbors are accepting of him and the style he represents. no longer an outsider diddy stands in his bathrobe shaking his head as crazy town moves in on the block. diddy remarks 'there goes the neighborhood' foreshadowing the pop world's short lasting affair with the rap industry, crazy town, and his newfound mainstream america acceptance.

P. Diddy ft Black Rob & Mark Curry - Bad Boy For Life
http://www.zshare.net/audio/120733097134751a/

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

BWT's CHARLES BARKLEY GAMBLING DEBT MIX VOL.1




1.Charles the dumbass
2.Pastor Troy ft Ludacris - You Don't Wanna
3.The Cool Kids - Oscar
4.Young Jeezy ft Kanye West - Put On
5.Charles holds his breath for 9 mins
6.Rich Boy- Haters Wish
7.Cory Gunz - Green Lantern freestyle
8. Sheek Louch - Good Love
9.fake christians
10.The Roots ft Mos Def & Styles P - Rising Down
11.Nas - War is Necessary
12.G. Malone ft Lil Wayne & Baby - Haters
13.Nelly, Consequence, Murphy Lee - Rap City Freestyle
14.Paula Abdul and Josh Howard's weed
15.LOX - Blow Your Mind (remix)
16.N.E.R.D ft Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, Pusha T - Everyone Nose (remix)
17.they play for the sooners or the hornets
18.Nas - Be A Nigger Too
19.Joe Budden - Set it Off
20.golden state the city sucks
21.Too $hort - Blow the whistle

well worth over $400,000

http://www.sendspace.com/file/unjewr

Friday, February 29, 2008

barack obama gangsta headdress mix vol 1

BWT OBAMA MIX
Myspace Glitter Graphics




1. Rick Ross ft R. Kelly - Speedin
2. Peedi Peedi ft Gillie da Kid, Bump J - Pretty Girls In the VIP
3. Wale ft Bun B - Go Mode
4.Lupe Fiasco - Superstar
5.The Cool Kids - Gold and a Pager
6. Joe Budden - 4 Walls
7.Gillie Da Kid ft Black Deniro, Oschino, Peedi Peedi - Superman (remix)
8. Shawty Lo ft Ludacris, Young Jeezy, Lil Wayne - Dey Know (remix)
9. M.I.A. ft Bun B, Rich Boy - Paper Planes (remix)
10. Rich Boy ft. John Legend, Lil Wayne, Nas - Ghetto Rich (remix)
11. Jay- Z/A Tribe Called Quest - Sweet vs Can I Kick it? (Classic Gangster mashup)
12. Re- Up Gang - 20k Money Making Brothers On The Corner
13. Mick Boogie/9th Wonder - Two Words/ Imagine mix
14. CRS - Us Placers
15. Rick Ross ft. Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy, Trick Daddy - Luxury Tax

http://www.sendspace.com/file/5b0xkp

Friday, February 22, 2008

changing tides abound at yee ole westchester pike: aka an open letter to a brave man who gave up drinking and picked up the bible

"Men make history and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better." - Former President William Henry Harrison (served just one month in office)

When I was first informed of your departure from Barnaby's of America Havertown PA 19083, it was, I believe a Friday night and you were the one telling me so. Words cannot express the shock that filled my body. Trying to conjure up a moment from my past to compare it to would leave me cold and unaccomplished. You spoke in such hushed tones that I was surprised a man of your stature was seeking me out as a confidant. In such a short time I had seen firsthand the remarkable works you had accomplished. I believe the above quote sums up your time at 'Da Barn' so well. While you may have only had a short time as the third musketeer your works were unparalleled. I cannot begin to tell you how many times I have overhead the staff chit chatting about you. When we lost Dan Ramano many questioned how we would ever cope and replace him. You stepped up to the plate and proved that you were up to the task. Nowadays you are the talk of the town so to speak and Dan Ramano is a mere afterthought. But now we are left to clean up the pieces of a once proud empire. Will any of us soon forget the December we spent together? I suspect no. And while you move on to bigger and better things I hope you rest easy at night knowing that the staff of Barnaby's of America Havertown PA 19083 is stuck in a perpetual case of 'Hotel California Syndrome'.

"You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!"

Leaving is a Pyrrhic victory indeed! May you achieve all your goals and leave no stone unturned in your quest for young bints and the riches of the world~!.

Friday, February 8, 2008

mtv realty tv sho pitch


mtv reality tv sho pitch

title: bros vs hoes

premise: dood has to choose between his hoe or his bro after a series of events

synopsis: quick cut to broish character shooting hoops/surfing/playing poker let us call him tyler 'man my bro jake is such a vagine he is always hanging out with his female and he is mad whipped its time to make him pick between his bicapaeplison brother or that hoe'

quick cut to hoeish character cutting hair or something that females do for wages let us call her brenda 'tyler is a bad influence on jake he is always trying to take him out to titty bars and cheat its time for him to pick between the two'

cut to our hosts who would be a modern day daniel cortez daisy fuentes pair at jakes house laying down the rules. first jake will go on a guys nite out with his bro tyler then the next day he will go out with his hoe. then he must pick between his bro or .... his hoe

commercial break for axe body deodorant text 554 for tpain call tone astrive student loans mtv show schedule road rules real world challenge cyber death cage match

cut to jake and tyler at a batting cage go cart driving range type place insert jokes on hoe and lines about how whipped jake is. modern day dainel cortez joins the bros for a trip to the bar where they do shots of jägermeister and cut more jokes on brenda with cool handshakes in between

cut to shot of brenda watching events unfold with modern day daisy fuentes both ripping up tyler and modern day dainel cortez (sexual tension between the modern day dainel cortez/ daisy fuentes characters is a major selling point of the series)

cut to shot of jake getting dropped off by his bro tyler but not before tyler can relay the story about the time they bonged half a 40 together at the frat end guys night out with them doing a black person hug

commercial break for future ryan rennolds film vh1 cooning show mtv news break with john norris spotting new hair cut that makes him slightly resemble perez hilton with lower t cell count

cut to brenda and jake arriving at jujitsu combat facility with modern day daisy fuentes in tow. flirtation galore jake allows brenda to tap him perhaps as a sign of things to come or as a hidden commentary on they're sexual life?

cut to tyler and modern day daniel cortez ripping into jake for letting a female win at anything since they are not as skilled as men with anything especially combat sports

cut to brenda dropping off jake back at his crib she leaves him with a kiss something the bro cannot provide..or can he?

commercial break for jumper staring samuel l jackson christopher walken larry the cable guy by the creators of the bourne boredom new alycia keys album that will sell 12 copies and open at #1 and bevis and butthead 2k8 teaser shots include the duo watching mtv 2 videos commenting on chamilionare

stage set with brenda and tyler both having made their move on jake it is now time to choose

jake to tyler 'bro u kno u my bro an my frat brother an i had a great time....but she is my girlfriend'

jake to brenda 'babi u kno u my babi an not just a hoe 2 me but jake is my bro....'

cut to closeups on modern day daniel cortez and modern day daisy fuentes both rooting on they genders

commercial break for real world ottawa ad 'will denishardrna confront her rapist? or will she have to leave the house do to trauma'

return to show tensions are high jake has made his mind

'sorry brenda u were a nice slam piece but i gota go BROS b4 HOES~'

shot of jake tyler and modern day daniel cortez doing exploding handshake lifted from the office without the irony

shot of modern day daisy fuentes consoling brenda in her bosom. brenda gets in a parting one liner that was too good to be off the top and surely written by an underpaid intern

roll credits with the newest fall out boy song

tha end