YOUR AIM CONVO OF THE DAY: MR VOUROURIOUS

AV is a dood who is awesome. He owens and opps his own company at only 20 and has more money than you or I will ever have but he is not cocky about it. He is a dood who is a cool dood. This is a conversation we had.

andydrewb: what up tosh
tshman122: MR VOUDOURISOUS
tshman122: MY MAN
tshman122: MY MAIN MAN
andydrewb: how you do?
tshman122: I DO GREAT MAN HOW GOES FOR YOU
andydrewb: it goes well
andydrewb: you got a problem with your caps lock key?
tshman122: oh no i just like to use it
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: makes what i'm saying seem more important
tshman122: DOESNT IT!?
andydrewb: true true
andydrewb: i felt special when i saw my name i caps
tshman122: LOL
tshman122: you mean me trying to spell your name
tshman122: your name has like a bunch of o's and v's stuff
tshman122: and s's
andydrewb: you were right, if you drop the ous at the end
andydrewb: i heard you bastards went to ac without me
tshman122: yes for my birthday
tshman122: i am now 2
tshman122: yes i went back in age
andydrewb: congrats
tshman122: man it was a fun time
tshman122: the best part was when i tried to hurdle this like velvet rope thing
tshman122: and i couldn't
tshman122: and i knocked down all these poles
andydrewb: haha, that's good stuff
andydrewb: you fall on your face?
tshman122: no more like my side
tshman122: but yeah i was kinda drunk at the time
andydrewb: it'd be embarassing if you did it sober
tshman122: and in my head i was like 'DUDE YOU MUST HURDLE THAT!'
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: no one told me to do it
tshman122: and i just started running from like 50 feet away
andydrewb: haha, that's good stuff
andydrewb: you win lots of money?
tshman122: if by lost 200 yes i did!
andydrewb: way to go
tshman122: man i was playing poker
tshman122: for like half an hour
tshman122: i waited until 12 to gamble
tshman122: cuz i was scared of the pit bosses
andydrewb: haha
tshman122: soo i go and play and i'm alone playing cuz you can't have people watching
tshman122: soo when i get there i just start lying to the table
tshman122: i have no idea why i did this
tshman122: i asked one guy where he was from
tshman122: i was like 'OH MAN I WAS BORN AROUND THERE'
tshman122: he asked me where
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: i said 'I DUNNO MAN I DUNNO'
tshman122: a horse race was on tv
tshman122: i told the whole table that my aunt owned the horse
andydrewb: haha, that is good shit
tshman122: guy to the left of me i tried to be his friend
andydrewb: everyone know you were bullshitting, oryou get people to believe you
tshman122: i asked him what his name was 59 times
tshman122: i think they must have known i was lying
tshman122: his name was either jeff or pete
tshman122: i can't remember
tshman122: it was one of the two
andydrewb: haha
andydrewb: sounds like it was a good time
tshman122: soo jeff/pete busts me out of the game
tshman122: i stand up
tshman122: and yell
tshman122: 'PHHHF ITS JUST MONEY I WON 6 GRAND PLAYING ROULETTE'
tshman122: and walked to the poker room bar where i drank with 3 old dudes
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: then lutsky and miller found me
tshman122: and walked me back to the room
tshman122: but not before a bachelorrete party was walking by
andydrewb: oh man
tshman122: she had one of them candy necklace things
tshman122: and asked me to bite off some
tshman122: i dont remember this part but this is what they told me
tshman122: i took a pac man like chomp
tshman122: broke the whole thing
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: then spit the candy in the air at her
andydrewb: that's funy
tshman122: i do try
tshman122: and then
tshman122: i threw up
tshman122: all night
andydrewb: not surprised
andydrewb: sounds like quite a night
tshman122: it was a grand grand night
tshman122: i had oh soo many shots
tshman122: you know
tshman122: cuz drinking liquids proves how cool you are
tshman122: and since i'm the coolest
andydrewb: that's right
tshman122: i drank the most liquid
andydrewb: way to drink that liqued
andydrewb: liquid
tshman122: dude you know how i do
tshman122: that is how i do
tshman122: LOL do you know whats soooooo weird
tshman122: seeing like random marple kids at barnabys
tshman122: getting drunk
andydrewb: haha, yeah cause it's summer time
tshman122: like i mean i expect dave urbain to come in
tshman122: and get wasted
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: that comes to no shock to me
andydrewb: who are the good ones
tshman122: but like Jimmy Price!
tshman122: Joe Chacko!
tshman122: av your boy is a gay man
tshman122: they came in together
andydrewb: i beleive it
tshman122: and looked deep into each others eyes all night
andydrewb: they both called me
tshman122: it was the look of love
andydrewb: lol, least they found each other
tshman122: they wanted some av
andydrewb: i beleive it
tshman122: soo people wouldn't be like 'look at them homos'
tshman122: also andrew chang came in
tshman122: man let me tell you about andrew chang for a moment
tshman122: he has found the gym
tshman122: and is no longer like 110 lbs
andydrewb: oh yeah?
tshman122: he is like 135
tshman122: but he thinks hes huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: he wore this tight ass shirt
tshman122: showing off his pecs
tshman122: and biceps
tshman122: i mean you got to see him
andydrewb: i was never much of a fan of chang, he thinks he's hot shit
andydrewb: all the time
tshman122: yeah he is a faggot
tshman122: oh man another random sighting
tshman122: of a kid i just fucking hate
tshman122: this motherfucker is a faggot on the real
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: i never could stand him
andydrewb: who
tshman122: and its one of your boys
andydrewb: i believe it
tshman122: JOHN CAVALIRIE
tshman122: FUCK THAT MOTHER FUCKER
andydrewb: whoa whoa, i don't know about one of my boys
tshman122: HES YOUR BOY
tshman122: YOUR BOY
tshman122: in fact when he came in last night
tshman122: i was like 'yeah he was av's boy'
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: what a pompous douchebag
tshman122: i can't stand that fucker
tshman122: always making snide remarks about my grades and shit
andydrewb: haha
tshman122: 'oh hay tosh what you get on the test? 76 ouch that hurts hahahaha'
tshman122: in fact
andydrewb: he bring it up at barnabys?
tshman122: he even gave kosta a little comment on the way out last night
tshman122: 'how you do in bizness class? haha yeah its easy when you copy everything right?'
tshman122: he said this right in front of his parents by the way
tshman122: and his dad looked like he was more than half in the bag
tshman122: and his mom looks like peggy hill
tshman122: and she was chain smoking
andydrewb: HAHA, his mom
tshman122: peggy motherfucking hill
andydrewb: very true statements
tshman122: she was puffing on them cigs like whoa
tshman122: sucking them down
tshman122: i was like 'whoa peggy thats one hell of a drag baby'
andydrewb: family trip to barnabys to get wasted?
tshman122: it looked like it
tshman122: they were all wearing marple baseball shirts and stuff
tshman122: this is your boy by the way
andydrewb: lol, screw you
tshman122: dude
tshman122: did you see marple baseball kid?
tshman122: dropped a pop fly
andydrewb: no
tshman122: state title game
andydrewb: really?
tshman122: tie game
tshman122: 9th inning
andydrewb: haha, that sucks
tshman122: 2 runs score
tshman122: marple
tshman122: lost
andydrewb: you beat the shit out of him?
tshman122: dude i dont give a shit but how funny is it for that kid
tshman122: i mean if anyone gave two shits about high school baseball he would def off himself
andydrewb: that sucks, he probably didnt come out of his house for a week
tshman122: yeah if he was on the baseball team he prolly didn't anyway to start
tshman122: like another one of ya boys matt yates
tshman122: f that kid
andydrewb: haha
tshman122: i have no reason to not like him
tshman122: but i just dont
tshman122: did you ever hear the story about how kneafsey and drewball stole his wallet?
andydrewb: no
andydrewb: recently?
tshman122: and found pictures of yates and his dad on a rolercoaster?
tshman122: noo this was in hs
tshman122: he had pictures of him
tshman122: and his pops
tshman122: on a rolercoaster
andydrewb: haha, how sweet
tshman122: like you know when you're on the coasters
tshman122: and you're about to go down
andydrewb: yeah man
andydrewb: and they snap the picture
tshman122: and like you got to put up your hands
tshman122: the kid was in hs
tshman122: that is soo funny to me
andydrewb: did they make silly faces together?
tshman122: i dont know
tshman122: i bet he was holding his dad
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: or maybe his father was running his fingers threw matts ginger hair
andydrewb: very possible
tshman122: soo like they also stole his blockbuster card
tshman122: and rented a ps2
andydrewb: LOL
tshman122: and never gave it back
tshman122: how great is that
andydrewb: that's some good stuff
andydrewb: they stil lhave it?
tshman122: i dunno if they do or not
tshman122: but i mean a 16 year old kid
tshman122: having pictures of him and his daddy
tshman122: riding the roller coaster
andydrewb: yeah that's a little rough
tshman122: i would pay good money to see those pics
andydrewb: they should have blown that shit up
tshman122: yeah this story never got the pub it deserves

LIKE WHOA

Last night was a grand night. Inside jokes. Last night was a grand night.

YOUR AIM CONVERSATION OF THE DAY

Tanvir is a dood who is Bengali. He is a New Yorker. He smokes weed. He loves rap and wrestling. Tanvir is a dood who is a cool dood. This is a conversation we had.

Tanvir: sir, I will tell you how awesome Shrek 3 is when I come home
ME: HAHAHAHA
ME: is your gf dragging you there?
Tanvir: nah not even
ME: i loved shrek 1 no homo
ME: but i never saw shrek 2
ME: and this one looks bad
Tanvir: yeah wtf everyone hatin on cartoons and shit
Tanvir: if its wack, ill tell the truth
Tanvir: but i loved THE CONDEMNED
Tanvir: so i dunno what that says about me
ME: DUDE!
ME: me too!
Tanvir: YES YES YES
ME: omg the part where austin was reading the location of the island?
ME: '75 lattitude 46 longitude.....'
Tanvir: nigga I walked into the theatre high as a muhfucka but it was GREAT
Tanvir: ahahaha
Tanvir: the ending was Ehhh but the rest was Illmatic the movie was dope on a 5 second average
ME: dude the ending blew
ME: why did the guys wife kill him?
Tanvir: I don't know!
ME: i mean was he that bad of a dude to her?
ME: he just slapped her
Tanvir: maybe he fucked her sister
ME: they got along great for the first half
Tanvir: yeah it was odd
ME: she like brought him coffee
Tanvir: i liked his cronies
Tanvir: nathan jones was great, too
ME: was that nathan jones!?
ME: i thought it was him
Tanvir: that big nigga, yea
ME: dude hes like a fight scene dude in shitty action movies guy now
Tanvir: good career move
ME: much better than being a wrestler in shitty matches dude
Tanvir: fuck yea man
ME: my biggest problem was that austin didn't have enough lines in the movie
ME: he like didn't talk at all
Tanvir: other than those things and the weird rape shit, i don't remember a whole lot
Tanvir: yeah, wtf jack conrad SPEAK HOMIE
ME: oh yeah the weird rape shit was uhhh weird
Tanvir: yeah i was sitting there and was like uhh this is fuckin heavy
Tanvir: yo i tried watching the marine but i was passed out but my girl said that shit was the worst
ME: man i didn't even bother to see that
ME: or the kane movie
ME: marine did have T-1000 tho
Tanvir: nah i can't watch a kane movie
Tanvir: i did watch longest yard
Tanvir: i love that movie
ME: oh shit longest yard was awesome
Tanvir: kevin nash in his best role ever
Tanvir: also, AUSTIN SAYS NIGGER
ME: YES!
ME: i was just going to bring that up
Tanvir: it was a really great "NIGGER"
ME: that was soo out of place
ME: it really was a great n bomb
Tanvir: ahahaha
Tanvir: so authentic
Tanvir: i think he's uttered that before
ME: yeah hey tanvir
ME: if i do white rapper 2
ME: guess what my name will be
ME: da enn wurd
Tanvir: hahaha
ME: you know i would work one of those gimmicks where i'm trying to like stop all racism and shit
ME: da enn wurd
Tanvir: like that dude from last season
Tanvir: jah bless or some shit
ME: yeah that one dude
ME: just rhyme
Tanvir: he embarassed the whole race
Tanvir: i felt sorry for white people
ME: man i know he was horrible i was like 'uggggh jsut stop it'
ME: but if i was on there i would take it back home to philly
Tanvir: if you can get cosigned by beanie, you're good
ME: 'this boi rite here is my man da enn wurd'
Tanvir: ahahaha i could SEE it
ME: 'he mah enn wurd'
ME: i am like shocked that no rapper has ever used this name before
ME: we have a million and one rappers using lil blah blah blah
ME: but no da enn wurd?
Tanvir: unoriginal shit, man
Tanvir: i gtg smoke up
ME: yeah speaking of grass i gtg cut my parents lawn
Tanvir: I WILL TELL YOU IF SHREK 3 IS WACK OR NOT
ME: yeah man give me the report
Tanvir: no doubt
Tanvir: 1
ME: 1

Hard N Da Paint

Man Nelly is the shittiest rapper ever. I was playing this song where he has a verse on and he repeats his punchline 3 times.

"MY MUSCLE CAR SO STRONG MY LICENCE PLATE READS: BALCO"

Saying the line again and again doesn't make you look like a good rapper. "AY GUYS WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS LINE?" saying it again and again doesn't make it any better. If you thought it was such a good line should have saved it for a hook dawg.

BOTTLE OF REDS BOTTLE OF WHITES

I have experienced hell on earth in the form of a drunk cover band just refusing to quit playing last Sunday. As they belted out shittier versions of already shitty Billy Joel songs I realized I was on the verge of insanity. What cover band does an encore?

GARRY THORNE HAS NEVER LIED TO ME BEFORE

obviously paint dood

Is it wrong that I hope Schilling really did paint the sock so that millions of SAWKS fans will have a tainted memory of 04? That while they won they had to do it with a big fat guy who talks a lot and painted his sock so people would ride his dick and call him a hero?

PLEASE WIN IT FOR MY FATHER GEORGE OMALLEY HE HAS BEEN A SOCKS FAN ALL HIS LIFE AND HE HAS BUTTS CANCER WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH LONGER HE HAS LEFT SCHILL

lol @ all this drama now I really don't think even Schilling would do something like this but its time to test the sock

holler at me Cooperstown

WE FLY HIGH NO LIE YOU KNOW THIS

I hoped out saggy, jeans and my rock glistening (Balling!)
But I spent bout 8 grand
Mami on stage doing the rain dance (I think she like me!)
She let it hit the floor, made it pop (What else?!)
Got my pedal to the floor screaming fuck the cops (Do It)