Dear Kaf this is for you man dont do it

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend You could cut ties with all the lies that youve been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand I would understand The angry boy a bit too insane Icing over a secret pain You know you dont belong Youre the first to fight Youre way too loud Youre the flash of light on a burial shroud I know somethings wrong Well everyone I know has got a reason To say put the past away I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend You could cut ties with all the lies that youve been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand I would understand Well hes on the table and hes gone to code And I do not think anyone knows What theyre doing here And your friends have left you Youve been dismissed I never thought it would come to this And i, I want you to know Everyones got to face down the demons Maybe today You could put the past away I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend You could cut ties with all the lies that youve been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand I would understand I would understand I would understand I would understand I would understand Understand Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Can you put the past away I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend I would understand I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend I would understand I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend And I would understand I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend I would understand I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend I would understand

hank aaron is a bitch ass nigga

Back in 3rd and 4th grade when you used to have to do mad book reports I did two of them on Hank Aaron. You know those lil fluff books that are filled with just a bland run down of the guys life? Well that made me into a Hank Aaron fan even tho I had never seen him play. But after last night its tough to be a fan of this dood.

I guess you could say he took the high road but I will say he took the bitch ass nigga road. If I did something as hard as breaking the home run record and then some guy who cheated broke it I wouldn't be like 'yo man congrats'. fuk that. And I'm a Bonds fan too. I love how the guy has basically been giving the finger to the media and baseball for almost a decade now. But that doesn't mean Hank should support him. Fuck all of this steroid talk who really cares it was just sad to see a dood who gave soo much to baseball be trotted out there like a bitch.

In 9 years when A-Rod breaks the home run record I can only hope Big Gay Barr is still alive so that he can be put in an awkward situation like they did to Hank where BGB has to be put on some kinda videotron thing and give a speech to A-Rod's greatness.

don't be mad ups is hiring

I'm pretty sure most would claim that my taste in music is odd but the people at my work are soo square. Sorry I don't want to hear "Summer of '69" for the 4,586 time this summer. Or that song by Queen about fat chicks. I am even sick of Mungo Jerry and I used to like that song "in the summmmertime" fuck you faggots you are killing my summer. Also U2. Man I hate me some U2 but it seems like every person in the bar is such big fans of U2. Everyone always has nice things to say about Ireland but man fuck that place. You guys are home of U2.

So when I try to throw a knuckleball into the mix Tom Candiotti style and play some Craig Mack please dont give me shit. Poor Craig Mack. "Flava In Ya Ear" is such a good tune. I hope he still has some "Flava In Ya Ear" money left over and gets to smoke some good kush or at least headies every day of the week with a lady friend who has a large arse and rude titties.

How come that bitch just paged me?

That last song on 'The College Dropout' where Kanye talks about getting his deal and stuff is awesome but the best part of it is when Kanye talks about Dame Dash saying that if things sucked they would just throw Cam'ron on every track and make it work. Obie Trice's 'Cheers' is like that but replace Cam'Ron with Eminem.

I mean its not that Obie Trice sucks (I mean I guess he kinda does) but its pretty obvious he couldn't handle a whole album and never would be able to. So what did they do? They threw everything on it and made it great. This is like the last great thing that anyone not named Young Buck from Shady/G-Unit/Aftermath has done. Every song is either a beat done by a big name guy or has a big name guy on it. And they all work.

"The Set Up" might be the last great Dre beat and Nate Dogg hook. The "Outro" might just be the last Eminem verse thats been worth half a shit.

My boy Dan put this on a few weeks ago when we were headed down the shore and boy does it all hold up. Pretty sure none of these people will every top any of this but its pretty much the best album from Shady/G-Unit/Aftermath.

I will argue this with anyone soo yeah if you don't have this you should get it and if you have it collecting dust somewhere you should pop it back in.

new favorite mixtape cover

also even Weezy knows whats good while making a Ja Rule song hot

"My pimp game propa my if aim proper/So run and I will hit you like Jerimiah Trotter"

YOUR AIM CONVO OF THE DAY: MR VOUROURIOUS

AV is a dood who is awesome. He owens and opps his own company at only 20 and has more money than you or I will ever have but he is not cocky about it. He is a dood who is a cool dood. This is a conversation we had.

andydrewb: what up tosh
tshman122: MR VOUDOURISOUS
tshman122: MY MAN
tshman122: MY MAIN MAN
andydrewb: how you do?
tshman122: I DO GREAT MAN HOW GOES FOR YOU
andydrewb: it goes well
andydrewb: you got a problem with your caps lock key?
tshman122: oh no i just like to use it
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: makes what i'm saying seem more important
tshman122: DOESNT IT!?
andydrewb: true true
andydrewb: i felt special when i saw my name i caps
tshman122: LOL
tshman122: you mean me trying to spell your name
tshman122: your name has like a bunch of o's and v's stuff
tshman122: and s's
andydrewb: you were right, if you drop the ous at the end
andydrewb: i heard you bastards went to ac without me
tshman122: yes for my birthday
tshman122: i am now 2
tshman122: yes i went back in age
andydrewb: congrats
tshman122: man it was a fun time
tshman122: the best part was when i tried to hurdle this like velvet rope thing
tshman122: and i couldn't
tshman122: and i knocked down all these poles
andydrewb: haha, that's good stuff
andydrewb: you fall on your face?
tshman122: no more like my side
tshman122: but yeah i was kinda drunk at the time
andydrewb: it'd be embarassing if you did it sober
tshman122: and in my head i was like 'DUDE YOU MUST HURDLE THAT!'
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: no one told me to do it
tshman122: and i just started running from like 50 feet away
andydrewb: haha, that's good stuff
andydrewb: you win lots of money?
tshman122: if by lost 200 yes i did!
andydrewb: way to go
tshman122: man i was playing poker
tshman122: for like half an hour
tshman122: i waited until 12 to gamble
tshman122: cuz i was scared of the pit bosses
andydrewb: haha
tshman122: soo i go and play and i'm alone playing cuz you can't have people watching
tshman122: soo when i get there i just start lying to the table
tshman122: i have no idea why i did this
tshman122: i asked one guy where he was from
tshman122: i was like 'OH MAN I WAS BORN AROUND THERE'
tshman122: he asked me where
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: i said 'I DUNNO MAN I DUNNO'
tshman122: a horse race was on tv
tshman122: i told the whole table that my aunt owned the horse
andydrewb: haha, that is good shit
tshman122: guy to the left of me i tried to be his friend
andydrewb: everyone know you were bullshitting, oryou get people to believe you
tshman122: i asked him what his name was 59 times
tshman122: i think they must have known i was lying
tshman122: his name was either jeff or pete
tshman122: i can't remember
tshman122: it was one of the two
andydrewb: haha
andydrewb: sounds like it was a good time
tshman122: soo jeff/pete busts me out of the game
tshman122: i stand up
tshman122: and yell
tshman122: 'PHHHF ITS JUST MONEY I WON 6 GRAND PLAYING ROULETTE'
tshman122: and walked to the poker room bar where i drank with 3 old dudes
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: then lutsky and miller found me
tshman122: and walked me back to the room
tshman122: but not before a bachelorrete party was walking by
andydrewb: oh man
tshman122: she had one of them candy necklace things
tshman122: and asked me to bite off some
tshman122: i dont remember this part but this is what they told me
tshman122: i took a pac man like chomp
tshman122: broke the whole thing
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: then spit the candy in the air at her
andydrewb: that's funy
tshman122: i do try
tshman122: and then
tshman122: i threw up
tshman122: all night
andydrewb: not surprised
andydrewb: sounds like quite a night
tshman122: it was a grand grand night
tshman122: i had oh soo many shots
tshman122: you know
tshman122: cuz drinking liquids proves how cool you are
tshman122: and since i'm the coolest
andydrewb: that's right
tshman122: i drank the most liquid
andydrewb: way to drink that liqued
andydrewb: liquid
tshman122: dude you know how i do
tshman122: that is how i do
tshman122: LOL do you know whats soooooo weird
tshman122: seeing like random marple kids at barnabys
tshman122: getting drunk
andydrewb: haha, yeah cause it's summer time
tshman122: like i mean i expect dave urbain to come in
tshman122: and get wasted
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: that comes to no shock to me
andydrewb: who are the good ones
tshman122: but like Jimmy Price!
tshman122: Joe Chacko!
tshman122: av your boy is a gay man
tshman122: they came in together
andydrewb: i beleive it
tshman122: and looked deep into each others eyes all night
andydrewb: they both called me
tshman122: it was the look of love
andydrewb: lol, least they found each other
tshman122: they wanted some av
andydrewb: i beleive it
tshman122: soo people wouldn't be like 'look at them homos'
tshman122: also andrew chang came in
tshman122: man let me tell you about andrew chang for a moment
tshman122: he has found the gym
tshman122: and is no longer like 110 lbs
andydrewb: oh yeah?
tshman122: he is like 135
tshman122: but he thinks hes huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: he wore this tight ass shirt
tshman122: showing off his pecs
tshman122: and biceps
tshman122: i mean you got to see him
andydrewb: i was never much of a fan of chang, he thinks he's hot shit
andydrewb: all the time
tshman122: yeah he is a faggot
tshman122: oh man another random sighting
tshman122: of a kid i just fucking hate
tshman122: this motherfucker is a faggot on the real
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: i never could stand him
andydrewb: who
tshman122: and its one of your boys
andydrewb: i believe it
tshman122: JOHN CAVALIRIE
tshman122: FUCK THAT MOTHER FUCKER
andydrewb: whoa whoa, i don't know about one of my boys
tshman122: HES YOUR BOY
tshman122: YOUR BOY
tshman122: in fact when he came in last night
tshman122: i was like 'yeah he was av's boy'
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: what a pompous douchebag
tshman122: i can't stand that fucker
tshman122: always making snide remarks about my grades and shit
andydrewb: haha
tshman122: 'oh hay tosh what you get on the test? 76 ouch that hurts hahahaha'
tshman122: in fact
andydrewb: he bring it up at barnabys?
tshman122: he even gave kosta a little comment on the way out last night
tshman122: 'how you do in bizness class? haha yeah its easy when you copy everything right?'
tshman122: he said this right in front of his parents by the way
tshman122: and his dad looked like he was more than half in the bag
tshman122: and his mom looks like peggy hill
tshman122: and she was chain smoking
andydrewb: HAHA, his mom
tshman122: peggy motherfucking hill
andydrewb: very true statements
tshman122: she was puffing on them cigs like whoa
tshman122: sucking them down
tshman122: i was like 'whoa peggy thats one hell of a drag baby'
andydrewb: family trip to barnabys to get wasted?
tshman122: it looked like it
tshman122: they were all wearing marple baseball shirts and stuff
tshman122: this is your boy by the way
andydrewb: lol, screw you
tshman122: dude
tshman122: did you see marple baseball kid?
tshman122: dropped a pop fly
andydrewb: no
tshman122: state title game
andydrewb: really?
tshman122: tie game
tshman122: 9th inning
andydrewb: haha, that sucks
tshman122: 2 runs score
tshman122: marple
tshman122: lost
andydrewb: you beat the shit out of him?
tshman122: dude i dont give a shit but how funny is it for that kid
tshman122: i mean if anyone gave two shits about high school baseball he would def off himself
andydrewb: that sucks, he probably didnt come out of his house for a week
tshman122: yeah if he was on the baseball team he prolly didn't anyway to start
tshman122: like another one of ya boys matt yates
tshman122: f that kid
andydrewb: haha
tshman122: i have no reason to not like him
tshman122: but i just dont
tshman122: did you ever hear the story about how kneafsey and drewball stole his wallet?
andydrewb: no
andydrewb: recently?
tshman122: and found pictures of yates and his dad on a rolercoaster?
tshman122: noo this was in hs
tshman122: he had pictures of him
tshman122: and his pops
tshman122: on a rolercoaster
andydrewb: haha, how sweet
tshman122: like you know when you're on the coasters
tshman122: and you're about to go down
andydrewb: yeah man
andydrewb: and they snap the picture
tshman122: and like you got to put up your hands
tshman122: the kid was in hs
tshman122: that is soo funny to me
andydrewb: did they make silly faces together?
tshman122: i dont know
tshman122: i bet he was holding his dad
andydrewb: lol
tshman122: or maybe his father was running his fingers threw matts ginger hair
andydrewb: very possible
tshman122: soo like they also stole his blockbuster card
tshman122: and rented a ps2
andydrewb: LOL
tshman122: and never gave it back
tshman122: how great is that
andydrewb: that's some good stuff
andydrewb: they stil lhave it?
tshman122: i dunno if they do or not
tshman122: but i mean a 16 year old kid
tshman122: having pictures of him and his daddy
tshman122: riding the roller coaster
andydrewb: yeah that's a little rough
tshman122: i would pay good money to see those pics
andydrewb: they should have blown that shit up
tshman122: yeah this story never got the pub it deserves

LIKE WHOA

Last night was a grand night. Inside jokes. Last night was a grand night.